This Kid Could Be Trouble.

Yes, Rory, I’m talking about you. He’s always been a cheeky monkey, independent and adventurous, with an air of (Dennis the) menace about him. However, in the past week he has given me reason to believe he is not the guileless 3 year old he has led me to thinkĀ he is. I think he is…

Queasyology.

My youngest, Rory, suffers from eczema, and has put up with it since he was only a few months old. He turns a massive FOUR in January. We’ve run the gamut of elimination diets, washes, creams, lotions, ointments, probiotics, antihistamines, less baths, wet wraps and emollients. You name it, we’ve tried it. Well, all except…

The First And Last Adventure.

For all intents and purposes Justine and I first moved out of home before we’d even finished school. For ourĀ final two years we attended boarding school in Geraldton, 480 kilometres south of Carnarvon, and only saw Mum & Dad for holidays and the odd long weekend. After we graduated we each spent one more year…

Without A Weg To Stand On.

Since Rory turned the big 03, at bedtime he’s been all “NO Mummy NOĀ cuddles NO kisses NO.” He’s being a stubborn little turdĀ about it (don’t know where he gets it from). HeĀ will even tell Daddy to remind me thereĀ is to be NOĀ cuddling when I come in; my arm has to be completely off him and…

Sandcastles & Volcanoes. (Lennox Head NSW: Part 2)

Day 3. Yes I skipped a day but we’re on holidays so sue me. We’reĀ greatly enjoying camping in Lennox Head, the days are absolutely magical; clear blue skies, about 21C… the nights would be more fun if we were allowed to burn stuffĀ though.Ā Last night was colder still; 3C. I’m rugged up withĀ marshmallow socks, trackies, thermal…

Winter Sun Camping Fun. (Lennox Head, NSW)

We recently went on our first camping trip in 2 and a half years; when last we busted out the tent Rory was only just walking (and still eating sand). Summer 2012 really was an ideal time for camping, being characterised by pissing rains and much flooding over most of Queensland, but we persevered and for the first 2 days…

‘Mother’ Is A Name AND A Verb.*

Mother’s DayĀ today.Ā My sixth! It gets a little more exciting every year; as the boys get older they understand more and more that it is Mummy’s Special Day.Ā Today I am allowed to sleep inĀ and be made a fuss of.Ā I would like to be woken (at a reasonable hour) by my happyĀ squirming boys rollingĀ on me with yells…

Dad, Everyone; Everyone, Dad.

This post is about my amazing Dad, who passed away on the 25th of March 2014, aged 69. These words areĀ an abridged version of the eulogyĀ I helped give, which was in turn an abridged version of a hero post I’d been in the middle of writing.Ā I had wanted Dad to read itĀ but suddenly there wasn’t…

A Very Expensive Weekend. Yet Actually Not.

Have just taken stock for this past weekend… Item A: $120.00 for removal of fully grown deadly Eastern brown snake from near our front door on Saturday afternoon. This was a scant few hours before we were due to have some friends over, with a large kidlet contingent. Serpent wasn’t even found, but presumably took…

Kids & Sport: Easy…Breezy.

Finn started his first after school activity last week; In2Cricket, a cricket program that runs for an hour a week for 7 weeks. He’s pretty keen; we play driveway cricket quite often, he’s got fantastic hand eye coordination (not from me) and is a great all-rounder. I’m looking forward to seeing him play sport as…

Hallowe’ek Late.

See what I did there? Except now it’s two weeks late because, as I previously mentioned, the PC shat itself. Here’s how this post started last week: In keeping with my usual impeccable timing and highly developed organising skills, here’s my Halloween post exactly seven days late. …A clear case of tempting fate. Anyway here’s…

How To Make What The Hell Salad Pie

  “We’re making a salad pie. They used to eat it all the time in the olden days, and we know how to make it. Now we just need to put on the pink icing. You have to eat it warm or else it tastes like poo.” They made this for me today. I think…