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I SHIT YOU NOT.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/red-tailed-black-cockatoo-foraging.jpg</image:loc><image:title>male Red Tailed Black Cockatoo feeding</image:title><image:caption>Male Red-Tailed Black Cockatoo. Him and his missus dropped half chewed casuarina pine nuts on me as I climbed out of the creek. The species is under threat - not quite endangered yet - I'd never seen them this close before.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/igs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IGs</image:title><image:caption>Hinze Dam trees, autumn coloured leaves, cooling the tootsies, blue flower. Maybe a weed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/feb-2014-195cropt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Feb 2014 - 195</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/feb-2014-0791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragonfly Unicorn Hunter</image:title><image:caption>Overexposed. Shit. And he or she posed so nicely for me too!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/feb-2014-064-male-blue-skimmer-dragonfly1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blue Skimmer dragonfly</image:title><image:caption>Cheers mate! My favourite shot of this guy - a male Blue Skimmer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/featured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arrowhead Rockmaster dragonfly</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bugger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue dragonfly - trying to get a shot</image:title><image:caption>That's it buddy, hold it right there... don't move, don't mo... shit!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/blurry-shit-dragonfly-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blurry crappy dragonfly photo</image:title><image:caption>Shutter speed too slow. Have no idea how to fix that.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2026-03-07T13:18:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/06/19/cross-im-not-fit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/workout-gum-fitspo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>workout gum fitspo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/pug-stairs.gif</image:loc><image:title>pug stairs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hater-street1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hater street1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hater-street-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hater street 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/funny-muffin-tops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-muffin-tops</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jackie-stressed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jackie stressed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tiny-arms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiny arms t rex</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/before-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>before photo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fridge-magnets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fridge magnets</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/1-diet-brag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-diet brag</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-03-05T09:43:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/10/08/its-a-ducking-invasion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/australian-wood-duck-family2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AUSTRALIAN wood duck family2</image:title><image:caption>D'OH.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/australian-wood-duck-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Australian wood duck family</image:title><image:caption>HEY! YOU'RE WELCOME!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/australian-wood-ducks-ducklings-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Australian wood ducks ducklings 3</image:title><image:caption>FREEEEEDOOOOMMMM!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/australian-wood-ducks-ducklings-in-swimming-pool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Australian wood ducks ducklings in  swimming pool</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/australian-wood-ducks-with-ducklings-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Australian wood ducks with ducklings 2</image:title><image:caption>Coincidentally, these ducks are about as thick as that short plank.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/naughty-corner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Australian wood ducks with ducklings in swimming pool</image:title><image:caption>GO TO THE NAUGHTY CORNER!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/australian-wood-ducks-in-our-swimming-pool-with-ducklings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Australian Wood Ducks in our swimming pool with ducklings</image:title><image:caption>ducklings</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/poo-in-pool2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POO...L</image:title><image:caption>Huh? Ducks can't read? Don't be a racist.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2026-03-05T07:47:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2022/12/04/lemme-hear-you-raw/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/06-mud-splash.png</image:loc><image:title>06-mud-splash</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/05-mud-march.png</image:loc><image:title>05-mud-march</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/08-billabong-jump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>08-billabong-jump</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/04-tyre-scramble.png</image:loc><image:title>04-tyre-scramble</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/02-rope-bridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>02-rope-bridge</image:title><image:caption>Are you SURE about this Mummy...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/01-tyre-crawl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>01-tyre-crawl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-03-02T12:31:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/04/25/on-anzac-day-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/616835315_1308191454661808_5695387364815377019_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>616835315_1308191454661808_5695387364815377019_n</image:title><image:caption>Portraits of the five fallen Australian soldiers at Tarin Kot, Afghanistan. &#13;
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Mid Caption: Five Australian soldiers Killed in Action this week, are on their way home after being farewelled by their comrades in Tarin Kot, Afghanistan. &#13;
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The moving ceremony was also attended by senior Australian Defence Force, ISAF and Afghan National Security Force Commanders.&#13;
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Lance Corporal Stjepan Milosevic, Sapper James Martin and Private Robert Poate from the 3 RAR Task Group were killed and two of their comrades</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2026-01-30T11:18:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/04/18/depression-lies-is-a-lying-scumbag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sky-wave-costa-rica-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sky wave, Costa Rica sunset</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-has-a-sad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i-has-a-sad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/surrounded-by-assholes-funny-sigmund-freud-depressed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>surrounded by assholes funny Sigmund Freud depressed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/riddikulus-repeat-after-me-meme.png</image:loc><image:title>riddikulus repeat after me meme</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bloggessdrawing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bloggessdrawing</image:title><image:caption>"Just because</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/reverse-cotton-candy-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>reverse cotton candy gif</image:title><image:caption>First time I saw this I laughed so hard I was nearly sick.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sunset-on-lake-almanor-california-image-by-the-darkroom-nerd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset on Lake Almanor, California. Image by The Darkroom Nerd</image:title><image:caption>This stunning image is by The Darkroom Nerd.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/furiously-happy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>furiously-happy</image:title><image:caption>Nicked from The Bloggess' website.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/martian-mattdamon-crying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martian-mattdamon-crying</image:title><image:caption>Why</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The King</image:title><image:caption>When you're talking about 'The King' in Australia, it's Wally, not Elvis thank you very much.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-08-29T05:00:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/04/18/tribute-david-royston-sargent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/chocolate-shards-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chocolate shards cake</image:title><image:caption>Choooooocolaaaaaaaate. I tried making one of these once, because anything with so much chooooocolaaaaaate on it will be a winner, but doing shards is SO INSANELY HARD!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dad-and-bluey-the-budgie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dad and Bluey the budgie</image:title><image:caption>With our first pet, Bluey. Dad didn't mind sharing with a budgie; he also shared with two vultures...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/vultures.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scavenging food from Dad</image:title><image:caption>... named Michelle and Justine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_20140201_00031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stripy wedding cake, layers, pigs in mud, flowers, ribbons, wires</image:title><image:caption>As well as mixing and baking the cakes, Dad also iced them; he had the perfect hands for working the fondant - large, strong, warm and dry. Flowers and pigs etc by Mum. Aren't they clever?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_20140201_00051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space wedding cake, hearts on wires, flowers</image:title><image:caption>Classic? Boring? Sci Fi? Even shockingly OTT bad taste monstrosities with gold and black roses, columns and cherubs everywhere with a water feature? You got it... no judgment. (Though I don't think we kept those photos. Sorry.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_20140201_00041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wedding cakes with flowers, drapes, ribbons, leaves, ganache</image:title><image:caption>Mmm, yum. I worked in the shop for a while and my favourite part was seeing the bride's face when the creation was revealed... HAPPY FACE of course, no Cake Wrecks at this shop!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_20140201_00011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140201_0001</image:title><image:caption>Beach Babe Cake, Goth 21st Cake, Carlton Blues Fan Cake, Essendon Bombers Fan Cake. Not shown here are the literally hundreds of kids' cakes of every cartoon/movie/tv show/ videogame character you can think of. Mum did them freehand if they didn't have the tin; give her some baking paper, scissors and a skewer and she could transfer anything.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/carnarvon-ses-roy-sargent-the-northern-guardian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carnarvon SES Roy Sargent the Northern Guardian</image:title><image:caption>He's down at the front, displaying several Daddish classics; bushy black hair, impressive mo', dark tan and shorts with calf socks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mum-dad-and-justine1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mum dad and justine</image:title><image:caption>Three of my most favourite people in the world ever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mum-and-dad-wedding-e1463148666784.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mum and Dad wedding. Paula and Roy Sargent, St Patrick's Cathedral Ballarat VIC 1973</image:title><image:caption>St. Patrick's Cathedral, Ballarat, 1973. Dad tried to find the blue garter Mum wore to give me on my wedding day to no avail... found it a couple of years later still in the pocket of the trousers he </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-08-28T08:02:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/10/20/what-cheesed-me-off-today-the-shortlist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/post-gave-me-cancer2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post gave me cancer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/shooting-friends-and-family.png</image:loc><image:title>shooting friends and family</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/know-your-shit.png</image:loc><image:title>know your shit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/get-in-my-office-right-meow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>get in my office right meow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/burger-neon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burger neon</image:title><image:caption>MY EYES, MY EYES!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/blaze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>annoying as hell Blaze &amp; the monster machines</image:title><image:caption>Monster trucks DO NOT HAVE TEETH. They are also NOT DINOSAURS, or LEOPARDS, or COWGIRLS. Someone needs to piss in his fuel tank.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-01-15T03:52:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/08/17/brisbaneoz-comic-con-2015-family-pass-giveaway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/casreference.png</image:loc><image:title>casreference</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/blogger-landscape-brisbane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brisbane Oz Comic-Con</image:title><image:caption>Avengers Assemble! ... er, Hawkeye?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/blogger-landscape-brisbane.png</image:loc><image:title>blogger-landscape-brisbane</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/occ-cosplay-feature-680x210.jpg</image:loc><image:title>occ-cosplay-feature-680x210</image:title><image:caption>Image from Oz Comic-Con website. There's gonna be a parade and everything!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/supernatural-fandom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>supernatural fandom</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/jaffa-kree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jaffa! Kree!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/i-dont-understand-that-reference.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i dont understand that reference</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/spock-bigger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spock bigger</image:title><image:caption>If you're someone who isn't even the slightest bit geeky you probably won't understand a lot of this post.
That's okay, nobody's perfect.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dalek-stargate-sulu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dalek-stargate-sulu</image:title><image:caption>Image by fluzeandoando.blogspot.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-01-08T10:58:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/08/29/and-in-the-late-late-late-late-news/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/look-for-the-helpers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>look for the helpers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/jarryd-hayne-gold-coast-titans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jarryd Hayne Gold Coast Titans</image:title><image:caption>Photo by @lisdavies on Twitter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/rory-name-art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rory name art</image:title><image:caption>Another masterpiece for the kitchen wall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dsc_0229.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cosy fireplace</image:title><image:caption>NEWSFLASH: Burning stuff is fun.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tim-tam-slam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tim-tam-slam</image:title><image:caption>UUUUUUURRRMMMNNNNNNOMNOM.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/owl-pastel-drawing-artable-class.jpg</image:loc><image:title>owl pastel drawing Artable class</image:title><image:caption>Critics rave about Le Roar's use of colour</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/rory-cool-pen-and-watercolour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rory cool pen and watercolour.JPG</image:title><image:caption>Work tentatively titled Giraffe and Flower with Sun. Ink and watercolour. Not for sale but could be worth a motza one day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/post-game-sportsmanship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>post game sportsmanship</image:title><image:caption>The traditional post-game team hand shake and cheer for the opposing team. Onya guys!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/chasing-the-footy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chasing the footy</image:title><image:caption>Finn chases down the ball</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/finn-specky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Finn specky</image:title><image:caption>Up there Kazaley! A brilliant specky from the promising young player.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-03-18T04:14:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/11/08/like-a-horror-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/nobody-votes-on-that.png</image:loc><image:title>nobody-votes-on-that</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/watch-this.png</image:loc><image:title>watch-this</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/toblerone.png</image:loc><image:title>toblerone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/orange-new-black.png</image:loc><image:title>orange-new-black</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/howd-it-get-there.jpg</image:loc><image:title>howd-it-get-there</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fucktrumpet.png</image:loc><image:title>fucktrumpet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/polymorph-rimmer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>polymorph-rimmer</image:title><image:caption>*slurp*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-corn-cheeto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trump-corn-cheeto</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trump-wall-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trump-wall-meme</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/polymorph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>polymorph</image:title><image:caption>MEXICANS! MUSLIMS!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-03-01T10:45:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/07/27/vlamingh-head-lighthouse-western-australia-star-trails/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/lighthouse-last-light1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lighthouse last light</image:title><image:caption>Daylight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/06-star-trails-vlamingh-head-lighthouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>06 star trails Vlamingh Head lighthouse</image:title><image:caption>DAMN IT. 16 and a half minutes in...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/05-milky-way-and-vlamingh-head-lighthouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>05 Milky Way and Vlamingh Head lighthouse</image:title><image:caption>Getting there... (ISO 1600, f5.6, 86 secs... with a bit of help from photo editing software.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/04-milky-way-and-vlamingh-head-lighthouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>04 Milky Way and Vlamingh Head lighthouse</image:title><image:caption>Nightlight. (ISO 1600, f5.6, 150 secs.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/03-milky-way-behind-vlamingh-head-lighthouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>03 Milky Way behind Vlamingh Head lighthouse</image:title><image:caption>Nightlight. (ISO 1600, f5.6, 150 secs.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/02-star-trails-behind-a-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>02 star trails behind a tree</image:title><image:caption>The tree is out of focus; I don't give a stuff! I'm still so stoked I've finally (sort of) got the hang of this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/01-milky-way-the-pointers-and-the-southern-cross.jpg</image:loc><image:title>01 Milky Way, The Pointers and The Southern Cross</image:title><image:caption>I cropped most of the light pollution out. The two bright stars at centre left are Alpha and Beta Centauri;  the 'Pointers' which show the way to Crux, or the Southern Cross. Can you see it? The orangeish star at the top of the cross is Gacrux, the closest red giant to Earth. Alpha Centauri (left Pointer) is the closest star to Earth - besides Sol, ie the Sun - and is also a yellow dwarf.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:43:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/11/05/homemade-kids-halloween-costumes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/montage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>montage</image:title><image:caption>Had a great time wandering around the spooky neighbours! Collected enough chocolate to last until next Halloween...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/rory-cap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rory cap</image:title><image:caption>They still wear it, when they play with Thunderbirds 2 and 4, or watch the new series we found. I'm really enjoying it too - miniatures created by Weta Workshop!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cap-progress-shots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cap progress shots</image:title><image:caption>Not humblebragging; totally bragging.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dad-roars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tired Rory with Pa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/candles-all-souls-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candles All Souls' Day</image:title><image:caption>The real meaning of Halloween and All Souls' Day - remembering those we've lost.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/f-a-b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>classic Thunderbirds Halloween costume</image:title><image:caption>F.A.B.!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/antony-cleopatra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Antony &amp; Cleopatra</image:title><image:caption>Behold: Antony and his Cleopatra. I remember Mum made Dad's armour out of cardboard covered in Con-tact, and the 'jewels' in her collar were squares of coloured paper.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/pants-are-pants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pants are pants</image:title><image:caption>These pants are pants.
But considering they started off as a shirt and I haven't used a sewing machine since Year 9, not bad. Disregard large suspicious lump in pocket area.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/squirts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enamel spray</image:title><image:caption>Where'd you get the Squirts?
At Bunnings. I got the silver Squirts. It smells a bit when you spray, but after a while you don't notice any more.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/brains-dance.gif</image:loc><image:title>Brains Thunderbird dance</image:title><image:caption>Dancing Brains.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:43:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2013/09/12/sexism-in-surf-brands-culture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/billabong-female-surfers-duckdive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>undies rant billabong female surfers duckdive</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/roxy-ad1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roxy ad undies post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/oh-hang-on1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>undies post rant</image:title><image:caption>Er. Hang on a minute...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lisa-andersen-surfing1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lisa andersen surfing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/imag19111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alana Blanchard and Mick Fanning billboards Rip Curl</image:title><image:caption>This photo just about sums it up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/imag1909-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>undies post mirage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/imag1908-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>undies post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/imag19071.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG1907 undies post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/alana-blanchard-futures.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alana blanchard futures ad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/more-gorgeous-roxy-ads1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>more gorgeous roxy ads</image:title><image:caption>Yaayyy! Roxy comes through yet again. I heart Roxy so hard for doing better. Also, HOLYSHIT how high up is that cliff Sally and Kelia are throwing themselves off?! They are some fearless Amazons!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:42:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/04/01/proshumptuous-prosheedings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ministry-of-silly-walks-o.gif</image:loc><image:title>ministry-of-silly-walks-o</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/burnout1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PROSH funny newspaper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horoscope2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PROSH funny horoscope</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horoscope3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PROSH funny horoscope</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horoscope1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PROSH funny horoscope</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hot-date1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PROSH hot date funny</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/yipyipyipyip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PROSH UWA students dressups yipyipyipyip</image:title><image:caption>Yipyipyipyipyip, uhuh! Note the spaced out expressions and assortment of dilated and pinprick pupils – they are uni students after all.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/modesty2-png.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PROSH Modesty Blaise</image:title><image:caption>'Immodesty' Blaise; funny cos it's true.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/horse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PROSH Tori Spelling</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PROSH Constable Care Mr T</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:41:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2013/11/08/computer-died/</loc><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:41:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/07/24/farting-and-queefing-during-yoga/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/superadvanced-yoga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>superadvanced yoga</image:title><image:caption>A couple I think I might manage in time, most quite frankly scare the shit out of me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:40:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/09/30/lightning-strike-close-call/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sacred-old-growth-tree-japan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sacred-old-growth-tree-japan</image:title><image:caption>The shimenawa rope signifies a special tree; unusually large, or old, or touched by the elements</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>01</image:title><image:caption>We're next to the "C" of Coolangatta, or thereabouts. Stole this from the Bureau of Meteorology's website.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1536.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>One after another after another of those heavy spots rolled over the top of us. It was weird!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tree stump</image:title><image:caption>What's wrong with the bark?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset after storm, gold coast</image:title><image:caption>Red at night, sailor's delight...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0107.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lightning strike tree</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0106.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lightning struck tree</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0083.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lightning struck tree</image:title><image:caption>Wonder if there's sand glass down there? Well, mud glass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0078.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>The debris field extended 30 metres in all directions.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0074.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lightning struck tree</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:39:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/03/04/kids-being-honest-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/summer-nightie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summer nightie</image:title><image:caption>My nicest one, as a matter of fact. But it still won't cut it as a dress - I won't be trying to pull a Rachel from Friends fashion stunt with it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/summer-dress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summer dress</image:title><image:caption>Just cos it's also got flowers on it...!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:37:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/09/13/whale-sharks-research-ningaloo-reef/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dont-always.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mick Fanning punches sharks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ecocean-sticker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ecocean sticker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/stuffed-toy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ecocean toy whale shark</image:title><image:caption>The pocket-like gaping mouth is what sets this one apart from the rest. It's big enough for several (screaming) Lego men or a couple of Matchbox cars.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/whale-shark-encounters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whale shark encounters</image:title><image:caption>He/she seems to really like Ningaloo - can't say I blame him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/article_post_width_monty_python_and_the_holy_grail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article_post_width_monty_python_and_the_holy_grail</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/22air-quotes22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr Evil air quotes</image:title><image:caption>"Citizen Researcher"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/whale-shark-spots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whale shark spots</image:title><image:caption>Different angles. Same rinky.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/shark-with-a-frickin-laser-on-its-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shark with a frickin' laser on its head</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/doctor-brad-evil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doctor Brad Evil</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Brad Evil.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/area-to-photograph-for-wildbook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whale shark spots for Wildbook</image:title><image:caption>That bit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:36:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/03/29/new-zealand-driving-dunedin-to-arrowtown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fruit2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fruit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/rocky-range1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rocky Range Alexandria New Zealand</image:title><image:caption>This, however, is as good as the photos get when you aren't allowed to stop and get out of the car.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tones-corner-lawrence-otago.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tones Corner - Lawrence Otago</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Tony from Tones Corner. Possibly a former railway station... either that or the original owners just wanted to name their house.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/rocky-range.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocky range</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/milton-otago1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Milton Otago green fields sheep New Zealand</image:title><image:caption>Why else do you think those fields are so green?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/goldilocks1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goldilocks</image:title><image:caption>"When I get carsick I can have a special ginger bear." (ie 'beer'. He's been taking Kiwi elocution lessons from daddy.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/oh-shit.gif</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:35:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/04/19/kaka-point-new-zealand-paua-hunting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/12-storytime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12 storytime</image:title><image:caption>LTW: Floo powder? What the hell’s floo powder?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/11-din-dins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11 din dins</image:title><image:caption>It's EATIN' TIME!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/10-paua-on-rock-kaka-point.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10 paua on rock Kaka Point</image:title><image:caption>Aww look at him. Isn't he delicious?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/09-kelp-beds-kaka-point.jpg</image:loc><image:title>09 kelp beds Kaka Point</image:title><image:caption>Cruising the kelp beds...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/08-paua-shells-beach-shack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>08 paua shells beach shack</image:title><image:caption>I prefer my necklaces slightly less bulky though...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/07-cricket-in-kaka-point-summer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>07 cricket in Kaka Point summer</image:title><image:caption>Even at the height of summer we still had loads of tent space to play in. LTW and CodeName:The Big Girl facing up to Finny's famous yorkers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/06-boogie-boarding-kaka-point.jpg</image:loc><image:title>06 boogie boarding Kaka Point</image:title><image:caption>Finn did get cold but refused to come out until he'd gone blue.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/05-turtle-style-parenting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>05 turtle style parenting</image:title><image:caption>Experimenting with different styles of parenting. I believe this one's 'Turtle Style' which I mentioned in my last post, ie  dig a hole in the beach and leave your kid in it. They seem to like it and at least they stay where you left them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/04-kaka-point-camping-ground-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>04 Kaka Point Camping Ground sign</image:title><image:caption>Where we stayed. This sign sums up the chilled vibe perfectly; "If no one's here to check you in, just make yourself at home, we'll sort out the money tomorrow because we trust you. Oh, and SORRY NO DOGS. ...Unless you called us and asked first, in which case dogs are fine. Welcome!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/03-colac-bay-storm-rainbow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>03 Colac Bay storm, rainbow</image:title><image:caption>Whether the weather played nice or not it was still amazeballs. We certainly treasured our outside time when we got it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:33:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2013/09/30/chai-romruen-australian-actor-australian-film/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tumblr_mkkvzivua81s9wmsho1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chai Romruen as Zac</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:32:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/08/03/tasmania-cradle-mountain-dove-lake-walk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/with-dad1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>with Dad</image:title><image:caption>With Dad &amp; Justine at Dove Lake. c/- Mum the photographer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/warrawee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warrawee? tasmanian bush</image:title><image:caption>Like being in a colonial era painting. I bet there were plenty of platypi around then.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tiny-bit-of-snow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiny bit of snow</image:title><image:caption>Do you wanna build a snowmaaan? C'mon let's go and plaaaaay...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/teacup-flowers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teacup, flowers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/pingu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pingu</image:title><image:caption>The (daywalker) penguins here like to stare out the tourists and hang around the rubbish bins.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/painted.jpg</image:loc><image:title>painted</image:title><image:caption>Justine thought these rocks had been painted to mark the track so we didn't get lost. In her defence, fluoro orange isn't a colour you'd normally expect to find in nature.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/my-spirit-animal1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my spirit animal</image:title><image:caption>Possibly my spirit animal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/moss1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moss Dove Lake circuit Cradle Mountain</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/guide-falls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guide falls</image:title><image:caption>Me at Guide Falls. There’s an Alpaca Park too, where you can pick up a pack of alpaca wool. Say that 3 times fast.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ferry-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ferry sunset</image:title><image:caption>Sunset as we boarded the Spirit of Tasmania I or II... red sky at night, sailor's delight. Well, orange.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:32:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/03/08/billy-connolly-high-horse-tour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/quote-billy-connolly-i-dont-understand-art-speak-my-pictures-are-123617.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quote-Billy-Connolly-i-dont-understand-art-speak</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/screen-shot-2015-03-04-at-11-33-47-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My pick of Billy Connolly</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/look-at-all-the-bothers-i-give-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>look-at-all-the-bothers-i-give-gif</image:title><image:caption>Nope. It's gone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/billy-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Billy 2012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/take-a-bow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>take a bow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/heraldsun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heraldsun</image:title><image:caption>Even though he's an old codger I still wouldn't want to get on his bad side. Although being told to "fuck off" by Billy Connolly would be a bit special.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/i-dont-give-a-fuck-boba-fett-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>i-dont-give-a-fuck-boba-fett-gif</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/like-i-give-a-fuck-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>like-i-give-a-fuck-gif</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/high-horse-tour-banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>high horse tour banner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:31:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/03/21/sir-terry-pratchett-tribute/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/buggrit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buggrit pratchett</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/whatevs.gif</image:loc><image:title>whatevs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/screen-shot-2015-03-18-at-8-17-28-pm.png</image:loc><image:caption>In his books DEATH ALWAYS SPOKE IN CAPITALS. He's not shouting; his voice is inside your head as he speaks directly to the inside of your head, telepathically.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/screen-shot-2015-03-18-at-8-17-09-pm.png</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/screen-shot-2015-03-18-at-8-16-53-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Sir Terry's final tweets</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:31:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/04/12/arrowtown-new-zealand-things-to-do-cycling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/20-hung-over-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hung over kids</image:title><image:caption>The boys, hung over the next morning. They slept really well for a few days afterwards.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/19-ros-legs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19 ro's legs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/17-innertube-on-arrow-river-new-zealand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17 innertube on Arrow River New Zealand</image:title><image:caption>Old school water park.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/16-arrowtown-cycling-trail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>16 Arrowtown cycling trail</image:title><image:caption>There were quite a few blind corners, usually on hills, but we managed to not prang into anyone coming or going. At least not anyone else...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/15-kawarau-bridge-big-fizz-juicy-orange-drink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15 Kawarau Bridge, Big Fizz Juicy Orange drink</image:title><image:caption>The Kiwi version of Fanta? (Never. For a start, you can't change Fanta Pants to 'Big Fizz Juicy Orange Pants'. It's just wrong.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/14-gob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14 gob</image:title><image:caption>Glad I didn't hit the water with my gob wide open like that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/13-gob-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13 gob 2</image:title><image:caption>... until upon closer inspection...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/12-screeeam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bungy jumping from Kawarau Bridge New Zealand</image:title><image:caption>Yeah... so badass...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/11-kawarau-bridge-new-zealand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11 Kawarau bridge New zealand</image:title><image:caption>It's 43 metres from the bridge platform to the river surface. The operators weigh you and ask whether you'd like to bounce above the water, touch the water, or dunk your face in the water. Then 3... 2... 1... BUNGY!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/10-kids-on-bikes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10 kids on bikes</image:title><image:caption>"I'm just westing my bwain."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:30:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/08/26/swimming-with-whale-sharks-ningaloo-reef/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/13-whale-shark-photobomb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whale shark photobomb</image:title><image:caption>You can't tell but I am saying "RINKIIIIIIIEEEES!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/chillin-on-the-bow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chillin on the bow</image:title><image:caption>Three in the afternoon and still glassy...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/11-whale-shark-sea-and-sky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whale shark sea and sky</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/10-whale-shark-backlit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whale shark backlit Ningaloo Reef</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/09-whale-shark-at-ningalo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whale shark at Ningaloo Reef</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/04-everyone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>04 everyone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/07-pair-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whale shark pair 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/07-pair-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whale shark pair 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/01-whale-shark-best.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swimming with a whale shark</image:title><image:caption>OMGGGG!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/06-cigar-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A whale shark named Cigar Head.</image:title><image:caption>This is 'Cigar Head' and he's  about 8 metres long. We caught him just as he decided to dive.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:30:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/10/24/on-this-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sunset-climb-story-bridge-brisbane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset climb Story Bridge Brisbane</image:title><image:caption>So many sunsets in the sky.
Image by Story Bridge Adventure Climb.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/finn-hospital.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Happy birthday Finny!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/army-random_0019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sydney 2000 Olympics podiums BTS</image:title><image:caption> Wasn't quite game enough to climb on top - I didn't earn it!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ocean-sunset-bibbulmun-track-western-australia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ocean sunset Bibbulmun Track Western Australia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/img_0022.jpg</image:loc><image:title>school pigtail day</image:title><image:caption>I'm the one doing the bunny ears. OMG we were babies!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:30:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/12/28/ballarat-historical-buildings-light-trails-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/peeked-outside-to-see-if-it-was-hot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peeked-outside-to-see-if-it-was-hot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dsc_02581.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paddock near Buninyong, Victoria</image:title><image:caption>This is Australia; a patch of it anyway, near</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/img_0755-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>freshly harvested organic cherries</image:title><image:caption>Suck it, Woolies!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dsc_0476.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas lights at dawn</image:title><image:caption>Christmas is over for another year! Hope you have a very happy new year and hope to see you around...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dsc_0458-23-32-49-229.jpg</image:loc><image:title>War memorial statue Ballarat Sturt St</image:title><image:caption>So many gorgeous statues on Sturt Street.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dsc_0431-23-32-41-152.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sturt St Ballarat, at dawn</image:title><image:caption>Sturt Street, Ballarat's main drag. Something old, something new...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dsc_0416-23-22-44-055.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ballarat old fashioned street lights, Sturt St</image:title><image:caption>I love these old time street lamps, and the big red festive bow ties!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dsc_0414-23-37-57-641.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lydiard St south, Ballarat long exposure</image:title><image:caption>Looking south along Lydiard Street from Sturt Street.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dsc_0412-11-37-47-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sturt St Ballarat at dawn</image:title><image:caption>The eastern end of Sturt Street just before dawn. It's already 29C.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dsc_0396.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lydiard St historic buildings Ballarat</image:title><image:caption>Lydiard Street is quite famous - it was Melbourne's stunt double in the Heath Ledger movie about our most famous bushranger Ned Kelly, and is currently starring in a TV murder mystery called </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:29:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/02/05/new-zealand-abel-tasman-national-park-things-to-do-walks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dsc_0462-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0462-001</image:title><image:caption>Zzzzzzs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dsc_0457-001.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>The thousand-yard stare...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dsc_0456-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Abel Tasman NP cruise</image:title><image:caption>Heading back to Kaiteriteri. *sob*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dsc_0430-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wilson's boat ramp</image:title><image:caption>Bucket List: </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/34-dsc_0419-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Abel Tasman NP Medlands Beach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/33-dsc_0411-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainforest, Medlands Beach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/32-dsc_0392-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Medlands Beach, Abel Tasman NP</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/30-_0367-pano-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panorama Abel Tasman Coastal Track</image:title><image:caption>Discovered the panorama option on my phone camera!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dsc_0389-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sea kayaking Medlands Beach, Abel Tasman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/29-dsc_0319-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beach cricket Abel Tasman NP</image:title><image:caption>It was REALLY hard to hit a six.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:29:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/02/21/new-zealand-things-to-do-mountain-biking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/real-fruit-boysenberry-ice-cream-tasman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>real fruit boysenberry ice cream tasman</image:title><image:caption>*drool</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/face-closeup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>face closeup</image:title><image:caption>OMG where's Batman when you need him?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/z-rory-face.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Rory pensive, Rory just realising I'm watching him, and Rory... AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_1379.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mapua Ferry Moturoa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_1376.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mapua Ferry Moturoa</image:title><image:caption>Finn of course just having to explore every inch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_1374.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mapua Ferry Moturoa</image:title><image:caption>My guys love anything with a steering wheel. They'll even race each other on those toddlers car toys if there's nothing else.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_1356.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moturoa Forest Track, Rabbit Island bike track</image:title><image:caption>Next to the inlet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_1353.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rabbit Island Moturoa bike</image:title><image:caption>More rain so hoodie up. If you saw him from the back you'd think he was a Conehead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_1341.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conifer Park Track, Rabbit Island Moturoa</image:title><image:caption>I could hear Rory giggling</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_1340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rabbit Island Moturoa cycling</image:title><image:caption>We did about 5 or 6 laps of the place.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:28:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/03/15/gold-coastsummer-things-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/1-12012016-dragonfly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-12012016 dragonfly</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/1-dsc_0401.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frangipani water droplets</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/1-dsc_0391.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frangipani water droplets</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/jimmy-and-elmo-happy-dance.gif</image:loc><image:title>jimmy and elmo happy dance</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/celebration-harry-potter.gif</image:loc><image:title>celebration harry-potter</image:title><image:caption>I am totally Mexican waving at you right now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/01-beach-currumbin-rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>01 beach Currumbin Rock</image:title><image:caption>At the back of Currumbin Rock on a normal, quiet  day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sunset-storm-clouds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset storm clouds</image:title><image:caption>Well, the storms never really go away.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/06-top-of-currumbin-rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>06 top of Currumbin Rock</image:title><image:caption>I can't wait til Finn and Roars are old enough to climb up with me.
Maybe when they're as old as this lad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/05-big-waves-currumbin-alley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>05 big waves Currumbin Alley</image:title><image:caption>The day after I shot these the waves got to over two storeys high.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/04-currumbin-rock-big-swell-cyclone-winston.jpg</image:loc><image:title>04 Currumbin Rock big swell Cyclone Winston</image:title><image:caption>It looks like he's about to jump in but he'd just lost his balance a bit. Besides, the rocks would've broken his fall.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:27:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/02/28/new-zealand-mapua-things-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/mtb-rabbit-island-great-taste-trail-moturoa-nz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mtb Rabbit Island Great Taste Trail Moturoa NZ</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dsc_00231.jpg</image:loc><image:title>starry sky, Mapua New Zealand</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boathaven Cottage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/medlands-beach-abel-tasman-national-park-nz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Medland's Beach, Abel Tasman National Park NZ</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dsc_0229.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids at Rabbit Island Moturoa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dsc_0187.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids at Rabbit Island Moturoa New Zealand</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dsc_0159.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids at Rabbit Island Moturoa</image:title><image:caption>GO!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dsc_0133.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rabbit Island Moturoa NZ</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dsc_0129.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids at Rabbit Island Moturoa beach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dsc_0068.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rabbit Island New Zealand</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:27:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/04/02/dear-lobsters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ferrets-two-together_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ferrets-two-together_0</image:title><image:caption>Or even two. Image from Vetwest.com.au</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/good-omens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>good-omens</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/liebster-award3-banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liebster-Award3-banner</image:title><image:caption>The Liebster is a fun way to recognise and promote new (*ahem*) and up-and-coming blogs with less than 200 followers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/liebster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liebster</image:title><image:caption>Liebster Explained: It's a fun way to recognise and promote new (*ahem*) and up-and-coming blogs with less than 200 followers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:26:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/04/29/nsw-flat-rock-camping-things-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/close-wave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angel's Beach NSW boogie boarding</image:title><image:caption>Woohoo hi Oma!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/finn-skim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Finn skim</image:title><image:caption>Gotta love sandy donuts at the beach.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boogieboarding at Angel's Beach NSW</image:title><image:caption>I'm surfing Mummy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/finn-pov.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Finn pov</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/finn-jump1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angel's Beach skim boarding NSW</image:title><image:caption>The little wavelets were perfect for getting some air! I was impressed at how well the boys managed to stay on. Not like I was trying to fling them off...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/angels-beach-cricket-bnw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angel's Beach NSW cricket</image:title><image:caption>And Rory belts one of Daddy's famous yorkers; that's a four at least!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/angels-beach-nsw-black-and-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angel's Beach NSW</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ro-sideways.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ro sideways</image:title><image:caption>Skimdrifting!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-boys-in-the-surf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the boys in the surf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/finn-run-board.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angel's Beach Ballina</image:title><image:caption>Finn about to hang eight. Fingers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:26:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/06/19/gold-coast-things-to-do-with-kids-reboundland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/velcro-wall-stick-ellen.gif</image:loc><image:title>velcro wall stick ellen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/not-cool-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>not cool gif</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/dsc_0111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reboundland Battle Zone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/dsc_0126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0126</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/power-rangers-cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Power Rangers cake!</image:title><image:caption>Roars likes the silver one, but since I belatedly discovered I had no black food colouring he was happy with his second choice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/reboundland-hoops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reboundland hoops</image:title><image:caption>Woohoo teamwork!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/reboundland-ball-pit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reboundland ball pit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_3201-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reboundland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reboundland Elanora</image:title><image:caption>I love how the ends of the hangar still have the old doors and they can open right up. Nice to get that fresh air in, ya know what I mean?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reboundland</image:title><image:caption>They got quite vocal during the battles, and I don't mean "Oh good show!" I remember a few yells of "KILL HIM!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:26:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/06/29/started-crossfit-and-havent-died-yet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/no-more-burpees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no more burpees</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/walking-down-the-junk-food-aisle.png</image:loc><image:title>walking down the junk food aisle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/moltenlavacakes_recipe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MoltenLavaCakes_recipe</image:title><image:caption>Don't touch the cake! The cake is LAVA! Well actually if you follow the link it's a 'clean eating' recipe. Calling it 'clean' is a bit misleading, cos I'll get in this like a pig at the trough.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fitness-looking-for-my-abs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fitness looking for my abs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fitness-leg-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fitness leg day</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fitness-last-rep-got-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fitness last rep got me</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fitness-planking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fitness planking</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fitness-pinterest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fitness pinterest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sargie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sargie the CrossFit pug</image:title><image:caption>This is Sarge the Pug.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:25:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2017/01/30/christmas-lights-gold-coast-lightning-storm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/moved-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gold coast lightning storm Christmas tree lights</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/tallebudgera-creek-beach-oncoming-storm-gold-coast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tallebudgera-creek-beach-oncoming-storm-gold-coast</image:title><image:caption>We got about an hour and a half of skimboarding in before the lightning got a little too close and we evacuated.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/manga-punchi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>manga-punchi</image:title><image:caption>You can see Finn's flying mangastyle punch at the bottom right of frame.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/featured-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>featured single bolt 2</image:title><image:caption>I got two shots then the tree lights went out. The lightning stayed a few minutes longer in the sky, but soon passed as well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/the-boys-in-union-lane-bnw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-boys-in-union-lane-bnw</image:title><image:caption>The boys, looking suitably delinquent, showing some art appreciation... Finn you neanderthal!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fullsizerender-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fullsizerender-28</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/roars-in-union-lane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>graffiti-in-union-lane Melbourne bourke street mall</image:title><image:caption>Roars, our young resident artist, enjoying the al fresco frescoes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fullsizerender-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Union Lane graffiti Melbourne alley</image:title><image:caption>An incredible, open-air art gallery! &lt;a href="https://stillnotajournal.wordpress.com/2015/10/14/goldcoast-currumbin-swell-sculpture-festival/" target="_blank"&gt;You know how much I like &lt;em&gt;them&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. If only I could do justice to it all...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/img_6227.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_6227</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/img_6041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Union Lane, Melbourne graffiti alley</image:title><image:caption>Urban pictures - good for scratching urban itches.
 (Only amusing if said with an Aussie accent -ie "pitches" rhymes with "itches" - and probably not even then.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-05T13:24:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2013/06/05/first-posts-are-okay-to-be-crap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/1st-blog-featured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1st blog featured</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T10:02:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2013/06/22/why-start-a-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/diary-1-journal1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diary 1 journal</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T10:01:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2013/06/29/school-excursion-from-carnarvon-to-dampier/</loc><lastmod>2019-03-21T10:00:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2013/07/25/alices-adventures-through-the-stormwater-pipe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/featured-red-leaf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>featured - red leaf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_03131.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0313</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_0304a1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>close up black and white fallen tree alice post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_03081.jpg</image:loc><image:title>huge fallen tree down cliff</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_0279cropt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creek black and white rocks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_0275focalzoom1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clifftop creek waterfall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_0270a1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lichen on rock alice post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_01811.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little billabong</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_01861.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mossy log alice post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_01901.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mossy log</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T10:00:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2013/08/16/kids-in-the-kitchen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/rory-in-the-drawers-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rory in the drawers again</image:title><image:caption>Master Chef at work.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cars-in-pot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cars in pot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:59:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2013/08/23/huge-spider-in-my-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/huntsman-spider1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>huntsman spider1</image:title><image:caption>Why, hello there... *plays it cool*</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:58:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2013/11/15/halloween-kids-costumes-crappy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/roars-pirate-halloween.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roars pirate Halloween</image:title><image:caption>No PTSD here!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/candle-for-all-souls-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candle for All Souls' Day</image:title><image:caption>Oma, Opa, Harry, Rob, Grandad and Xavier. We miss you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/padawan-and-pirate-halloween.jpg</image:loc><image:title>padawan and pirate Halloween</image:title><image:caption>Omefi Sarbri, Jedi Padawan, accompanied by Impatient Generic Pirate. Note detail of padawan braid was painted in as he wouldn’t have a bar of the wool one I made to tie onto his hair. So more like Luke Skywalker then.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:56:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/02/23/instagram-and-photography-distractions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/feature-e1463290730678.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feature IG where the bloody hell</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2014-02-22-at-2-27-44-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IG hell Screen Shot</image:title><image:caption>Stretched out in the warm sand, sunset over Brisbane, bookbinding, Monty Python, Brisbane South Bank beach, Christmas lights.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2014-02-22-at-1-25-32-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot IG where the hell</image:title><image:caption>Summer fruits, lilypads, pale sunset, pink sunset, emu, eastern water dragon. Each of these pics is a thousand words I owe you, and once I get around to sharing them they might even be in coherent sentences.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2014-02-22-at-1-19-09-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot IG where the hell</image:title><image:caption>Flag and sky, forced perspective, reflection fun, sunset sky, boosting a rickshaw, cruising the shallows.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2014-02-22-at-1-13-43-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot</image:title><image:caption>Spiral shell, Happy New Year!, heart lighttrails, upside down, storm sunset, selfie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screen-shot-2014-02-22-at-1-04-27-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot IG where the hell</image:title><image:caption>Worn-in building, Ballarat Town Hall, Wheel Of Brisbane, Lake Wendouree historical tram, stained glass window, Lydiard St. Ballarat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:55:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/03/02/kids-playing-sport/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/feb-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cricket howzat featured</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/is-cricket-a-contact-sport1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In2Cricket</image:title><image:caption>Finn executes a top catch, then is clotheslined by a classmate. FOUL!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/howzat-png1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>howzat! cricket</image:title><image:caption>Eat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:54:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/03/16/bad-luck-expensive-weekend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wine-decanter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine decanter</image:title><image:caption>One like this, but no doubt MUCH more expensive due to the astronomically high regard we are held in by all of our good friends.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kid-cat-scan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kid cat scan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/brown-snake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brown snake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:53:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/03/23/gold-coast-twerking-workshop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/blingy-undies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blingy undies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:53:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/04/11/wildlife-invading-my-house-omg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/featured-green-tree-snake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Green tree snake featured</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/your-move-punk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Green Tree Snake on railing</image:title><image:caption>Your move punk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/plissken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Green Tree Snake on balcony</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/lord-varys-is-dead1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lord Varys is dead</image:title><image:caption>Goddammit Varys, I warned you! Where’s the broom? I told you don’t jump out and scare me like th... Varys?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/js-pic-snake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green tree snake australia</image:title><image:caption>J got a photo this time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/homer-simpson1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Homer Simpson the Australian gecko</image:title><image:caption>Hey there neighbour! Would you mind doing me a favour? Stop shitting on my floor. Thanks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/behind-the-cabinet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snake in the house</image:title><image:caption>The same snake from a few weeks ago? A new snake?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:51:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/04/25/anzac-day-lcpl-mervyn-mcdonald-tribute/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wagga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wagga, Army Kapooka</image:title><image:caption>Some of us out celebrating with the corporals in Wagga after marching out (finishing basic training) – in the Army now! Woop woop!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/thomo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kapooka, Army</image:title><image:caption>Putting on a brave face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/black-ops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black ops</image:title><image:caption>Possibly a member of a certain Black Ops team - if I told you his name I'd have to kill you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/iron-man1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Army, Mervyn John McDonald, Kapooka</image:title><image:caption>My currency was brass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/choke-out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Army in the lines</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/me-and-banjo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me and banjo</image:title><image:caption>Me and Banjo – one funny bastard. (The corporals named him Banjo because he was from Victoria, and thus apparently a banjo playing hillbilly.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:49:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/05/11/things-i-learned-after-becoming-a-mum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/blue-jumpsuit-opt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue jumpsuit newborn baby</image:title><image:caption>I'm positive I still have this jumpsuit in a drawer somewhere. I'm keeping it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lego.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lego</image:title><image:caption>This parenting gig is a minefield.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/2-weeks-old-smiling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2 weeks old smiling</image:title><image:caption>Boring 2 week old baby. Just lying there, bludging.
...hang on is he smiling?
And winking?
Is he smiling and winking?
Photo by proud Auntie Justine.
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:49:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/06/22/brisbane-beginners-bookbinding-course/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/thingummy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thingummy</image:title><image:caption>This thingummy was very handy indeed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ta-daaaah-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>half bound, case bound book hand bound bookbinding</image:title><image:caption>Ta-daaaa! My half-bound, case bound book. With sprinkles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/print-fold-png.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diary pages into book section bookbinding</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/in-the-lying-press.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book in lying press bookbinding</image:title><image:caption>My book in the lying (cheating, sneaking) press.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/guillotine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guillotine bookbinding</image:title><image:caption>Making sure the edges of the pages line up perfectly. Perfectly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/1st-section.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1st section</image:title><image:caption>The first section completed!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:48:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/07/06/nsw-lennox-head-camping-things-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kids-camping-shadow-puppets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids camping shadow puppets</image:title><image:caption>Wee Willy Winkies. A camping lantern is a safer choice when your bed is highly flammable, obviously.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/imag7660wmark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seven Mile Beach Lennox Head optmzd</image:title><image:caption>There's something special about the clear rosy light of a winter's sunset.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_20140624_2021262.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lake Ainsworth, Lennox Head</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/north-stradbroke-island-tunnel-beach-golden-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>North Stradbroke Island Cylinder Beach golden sunset</image:title><image:caption>Every rain cloud had a golden lining - a stunning sunset in a lull between storms.
So worth it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/imag7660-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>featured for Winter Sun post</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:48:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/07/10/nsw-lennox-head-things-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/featured-twilight-at-lennox-head-beach-spray-waves-reflection-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>featured. Twilight at Lennox Head beach spray waves reflection sunset</image:title><image:caption>Until next time...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sandcastle-twilight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sandcastle twilight Lennox Head ocean</image:title><image:caption>Peace be da journey.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/kid-looking-out-to-sea-lennox-head-beach-ocean-sandcastle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kid looking out to sea Lennox Head beach ocean sandcastle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/shallows-bnw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shallows black and white Lennox Head beach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/feet-beach-reflection-lennox-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids feet beach reflection Lennox Head</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/running-throw-sand-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>running throw sand 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/i-bless-this-ship-png1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids sandcastle wave dance</image:title><image:caption>I'm surprised they weren't humming the Indiana Jones theme as the surge rushed up the moat - it's their favourite soundtrack to awesome stuff.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bumjiggle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bumjiggle beach kids playing waves Lennox Head</image:title><image:caption>Taunting the Pacific. I really should've filmed this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/digdigdig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids digging in sand beach Lennox Head</image:title><image:caption>Digdigdig!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/experiments.jpg</image:loc><image:title>experiments</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:47:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/07/27/novel-tv-show-adaptations-jonathan-strange-and-mr-norrell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/napoleons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Napoleons</image:title><image:caption>I said French.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/goodies_rule_ok_front_r1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goodies_rule_ok_front_r</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:45:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/08/11/tasmania-bruny-island-cruise-things-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/maccas-drivethru2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maccas drivethru Bridge Rock Bruny Island</image:title><image:caption>I'll have</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/the-monument2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the monument, Bruny Island cruise</image:title><image:caption>It used to be a cave but apparently 'Andree 900' hit it too many times.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/smelly-fur-seals2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smelly fur seals, Bruny Island cruise</image:title><image:caption>It was him - that seal there. He's trying to pretend it was the one next to him but I'm not fooled.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/need-to-spew1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bruny Island cruise</image:title><image:caption>I FEEL THE NEED… the need... to spew.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/breathing-rock1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breathing rock, Bruny Island</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/breathing-rock-bruny-island-on-boat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Breathing Rock Bruny Island on boat</image:title><image:caption>First pic obviously stolen borrowed from a Pennicott Wilderness Journeys brochure, and also obviously taken on a much calmer day than ours.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-10-01T20:35:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/08/25/funny-misheard-song-lyrics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gotye-meme-sandwich.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gotye-meme-sandwich</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:43:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/09/12/boating-on-the-southport-broadwater/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/wild-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wild 9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/20140606_1215261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>motorboating on the Broadwater and Gold Coast Seaway</image:title><image:caption>So far so good. Though Finn looks a bit dubious.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:42:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/09/23/trying-kinesiology-for-eczema-in-children/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fries-ew-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fries ew 2</image:title><image:caption>Finn is being an AMAZINGLY supportive big brother, showing solidarity by insisting he also only has to eat french fries for lunch. Good on you mate!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fries</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:42:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/09/27/blog-hop-blog-tour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/im-a-rebel-lone-wolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm a rebel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sir-ed.png</image:loc><image:title>Sir Ed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-26-at-12-32-04-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-09-26 at 12.32.04 am</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-26-at-12-31-51-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-09-26 at 12.31.51 am</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-26-at-12-31-36-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-09-26 at 12.31.36 am</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/warning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>naughty language advisory</image:title><image:caption>Mum that means you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-26-at-12-31-22-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-09-26 at 12.31.22 am</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/goodreads-giggle-21-aug-of-poseidon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goodreads hilarious reader review</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-26-at-12-27-28-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-09-26 at 12.27.28 am</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-26-at-12-27-14-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-09-26 at 12.27.14 am</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:41:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/10/01/this-kid-could-be-trouble/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dennis_the_menace_jay_north_1959.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dennis_the_Menace_Jay_North_1959</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/anti-gravity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anti-gravity</image:title><image:caption>Big bro Finn better stay on his toes too...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/shaving-cream.gif</image:loc><image:title>shaving cream</image:title><image:caption>The kind who would do this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:40:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/10/14/hilarious-or-horrifying-scary-clowns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sam-winchester-clowns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sam Winchester clowns</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/thewigglesmovie-2000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TheWigglesMovie-2000</image:title><image:caption>The HORROR!! JUST LOOK AT THE FANGS ON THAT BEAST DOROTHY!!! AUUGH AND THOSE SKIVVIES!!! What does the 'G' rating stand for - "GOD NO!!"?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-14-at-4-07-25-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>scary scary clowns</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/funny-ronald-mcdonald-scary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-Ronald-McDonald-scary</image:title><image:caption>Aaah, that's better.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-14-at-12-24-21-am.png</image:loc><image:title>terrifying yet hilarious clowns</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-14-at-12-06-43-am-png.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scary clowns are scary</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-13-at-11-50-07-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>scary clowns</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-13-at-8-38-27-pm-png1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scary arse clown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-13-at-11-15-44-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>scary Wasco clown</image:title><image:caption>Which he then stuck on my sister's wall.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:40:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/11/03/make-your-own-crappy-halloween-costumes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sewing-kit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my idea of a sewing kit</image:title><image:caption>Take spare staples and stapler for on-the-hop repairs, especially if trick-or-treating in high winds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/carving-kit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carving kit</image:title><image:caption>The finest pumpkin carving kit three bucks can buy. Not sure what the poky thing on the right is for. We used it for poking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/brainnnzzz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brainnnzzz</image:title><image:caption>MUUUST EEEAAAT BRAAAAIIINNNZZZ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bloodshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>watermelon  jack o lantern</image:title><image:caption>They look nicely bloodshot, don't you think? And delicious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/allo-allo-allo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>allo allo allo kids cops Halloween</image:title><image:caption>'Allo, allo, allo, what's all this then?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:39:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/11/04/halloween-trick-or-treating-in-australia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/teelights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teelights</image:title><image:caption>asd</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/skull-scarecrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skull scarecrow</image:title><image:caption>As a scarecrow for keeping kids off the treats, Yorick here made a helpful night-light.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/police-open-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POLICE! OPEN UP!</image:title><image:caption>"OPEN UP! POLICE!! We received a tipoff there was contraband on the premises and we have a warrant to search and seize! Co-operate and we'll go easy on you."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/jasper-the-teeny-ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jasper the teeny ghost</image:title><image:caption>He might be scarier if he was tall enough to loom a bit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/easter-bunny-is-dead-png1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Easter Bunny is dead.png</image:title><image:caption>tgrsg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/22pumpkin22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jack o lantern watermelon</image:title><image:caption>Can't tell it's not a pumpkin, can you? Or can you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:38:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/11/07/when-kids-scare-the-crap-outta-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the-waterviper-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The WaterViper-001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2016-05-07-at-9-22-19-pm-png-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>things that go bump</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/trying-to-get-finn-up.gif</image:loc><image:title>sleepy cat</image:title><image:caption>What we're like in the morning.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/aaaggghhhfuckoff.gif</image:loc><image:title>AAAGGGHHHFUCKOFF!!!</image:title><image:caption>NOOOOOOOOOPE!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the-shining-twins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Shining twins</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:37:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/11/10/sunset-photography/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>02</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/02text.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red bushfire sunset</image:title><image:caption>D'OH. Of course the sun sets further south in spring...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/01text.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orange ball sunset</image:title><image:caption>Oh. Okay, well, yeah. I DID want to see this!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/07-text.png</image:loc><image:title>fiery sunset over Springbrook National Park</image:title><image:caption>...and gone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/06-text.png</image:loc><image:title>Fiery orange sunset</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/05text.png</image:loc><image:title>Fiery sunset over Springbrook National Park</image:title><image:caption>Look on the bright side: so we aren't getting rain, but we are getting bushfires which throw a lot of crap into the atmosphere which in turn produces the most uh-may-zing sunsets.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-11-09-at-11-17-52-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>bushfire sunset</image:title><image:caption>Wowww...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dsc_0246.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bushfire sunset</image:title><image:caption>The sun's gone magenta now!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/02.png</image:loc><image:title>bushfire sunset</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/01.png</image:loc><image:title>01</image:title><image:caption>Oh. Okay, well, yeah. I DID want to see this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:37:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/12/30/writing-fiction-for-the-first-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_20141009_0004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woot chugger brewster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_20141009_00061.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fukn hel</image:title><image:caption>... not from us!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_20141009_00051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mum is the gratst</image:title><image:caption>Highlights: "Dad is the greatest. Mum is the greatest too. Finn has the biggest kicks and farts." Why am I not surprised he can spell 'farts' correctly?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_20141009_00011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lava! oskick gigl galriy</image:title><image:caption>"From Giggle Gallery, to dad."
Then "lava!" (the lava flow in Hawai'i). And "Auskick footy". (He's really into his Aussie Rules at the moment).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_20141009_00031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>erplane</image:title><image:caption>Is it a bird? Is it an erplane?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/21092014-rokt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Finn writings rokt</image:title><image:caption>Translation: "I did a drawed-ing a picture of a rocket. I had a great day." (He spells everything as he says it so 'qiRchu' - with a backwards p and those weird ks- almost- the- same -as-Rs they're teaching the kids is actually 'picture'. Or as we say in Straya, "pickcha".)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/humpback-breach.png</image:loc><image:title>humpback breach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/well-get-you-out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAVE THE HUMAN</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_20141009_0006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What my child learns at school</image:title><image:caption>... not from us!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_20141009_0003.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Is it a bird? Is it an erplane?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:36:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/01/07/planning-kid-birthday-party-games/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/drawings-for-finn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drawings for Finn</image:title><image:caption>And these gorgeous artworks lasted approximately 2 minutes before Water War II started.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/balloon-pop1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>balloon pop</image:title><image:caption>Butts didn't work, but it was bloody funny watching all the rolling, space hopping and diving going on. Then it got mean; knees, feet and fingernails.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/firepit2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>firepit</image:title><image:caption>It's ok, I cleared out all the snakes and spiders beforehand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/shooting-gallery1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shooting gallery party</image:title><image:caption>READYAIMFIRE!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/targets1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>targets</image:title><image:caption>An assortment of unbreakable household rubbish, sloshed with red acrylic paint and weighed down with a bit of water. Plus one clue.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/trampoline-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trampoline clue</image:title><image:caption>"MUM THERE'S NO CLUE HERE!!
"Have you looked everywhere?"
"YES I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE IT'S NOT HERE!!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/stumped-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stump clue hunt</image:title><image:caption>The kids are stumped.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/orchard-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orchard clues hunt</image:title><image:caption>When it looked like they were about to crack the shits and give up I gave one of them a helpful nudge.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lemonnn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lemonnn</image:title><image:caption>Our stunted-yet-overachieving lemon tree.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/blues-clues.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blues clues</image:title><image:caption>Don't you just wanna eat him? Look at that noggin. circa January 2009.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:36:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/01/08/squishy-baby-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/optmzd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squishy optmzd</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/042-rory.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>SQUISSSHHHYYY</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:35:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/01/13/christmas-and-memories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gigi-rage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gigi rage</image:title><image:caption>From asleep to awake and murderous in 0.18 seconds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pritty-flours.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pritty flours</image:title><image:caption>Dad's carnations went nuts last year, the tree fern came back from the dead...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cherry-pah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cherry pah</image:title><image:caption>Mum &amp; Dad's Grand Marnier Cherry Pie. We all had some for you Dad. And then we had some mooore.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/buckets-o-cherries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buckets o cherries</image:title><image:caption>Didn't weigh them but I guestimated a couple of kilos?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/igs-cherries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cherries on tree</image:title><image:caption>Roars doing his bit to help scoff harvest the cherries. CHERRIES!! *drooool*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cherry-bunches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cherry bunches on tree</image:title><image:caption>Surely Dad had a hand in this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/imag3523.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG3523</image:title><image:caption>The perfect grandparents Christmas photo, take 1.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/oma-and-pa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oma and pa</image:title><image:caption>The two best grandparents in the world. THE WORLD.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_20140328_182346.jpg</image:loc><image:title>protea flower</image:title><image:caption>Back in March Dad even got to see his protea flower for the first time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:34:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/02/12/ballarat-sovereign-hill-things-to-do-with-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/screen-shot-2015-02-10-at-12-25-34-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Main street Sovereign Hill</image:title><image:caption>Reflection of part of Main Street, the foyer at the United States Hotel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/miners-boom-shack-a-lack.png</image:loc><image:title>miner's boom shack a lack</image:title><image:caption>Time travel: REAL.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ninepin-bowling1.png</image:loc><image:title>ninepin bowling</image:title><image:caption>Self-setting bowling pins, 1850s style.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/princess1.png</image:loc><image:title>princess?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/printers.png</image:loc><image:title>Sovereign Hill printer</image:title><image:caption>A thoughtful pressie for the wonderful hubby. It reads, "</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ig-leaves-bar-door.png</image:loc><image:title>IG leaves, bar door</image:title><image:caption>Autumn leaves, 'United States Hotel' bar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ig-stagecoach-chandelier.png</image:loc><image:title>IG stagecoach, chandelier</image:title><image:caption>Stagecoach ride, chandelier in the old theatre.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/happydance.gif</image:loc><image:title>happydance</image:title><image:caption>I picture them doing this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/roars-panning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roars panning</image:title><image:caption>Roars looking very intently into his pan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tower</image:title><image:caption>The tower next to the old tailings heaps. Rebuilt in the 1970s it's 'Ballarat' to me as much as ball-freezing cold and the aroma of snails.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:33:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/02/18/gold-coast-beaches-tallebudgera-creek-beach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dsc_0309.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tallebudgera Creek Beach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/backyard-cricket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>backyard cricket</image:title><image:caption>It's summer... in Australia... backyard cricket... duh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/arguing-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arguing again</image:title><image:caption>The two oldest kids in our crew, bickering like brother and sister. Again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/21-its-onnnn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>21 it's onnnn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20-tallebudgera-creek-beach-queensland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20 Tallebudgera Creek beach Queensland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/19-cuteness-overload.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19 cuteness overload</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/18-father-and-son.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tallebudgera Creek Beach Queensland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/17-naptime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17 naptime</image:title><image:caption>Getting a tad weary now...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/16-tallebudgera-creek-beach-queensland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>16 Tallebudgera Creek beach Queensland</image:title><image:caption>An all-new deep water running technique?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/15-liftoff-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flying Tallebudgera Creek Beach Queensland</image:title><image:caption>Of all the things I love about this photo, his facial expression is the best.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:33:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/02/22/dunedin-sea-lion-in-st-clair-hot-salt-water-pools/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/nostrilzz-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nostrilzz-001</image:title><image:caption>The latest in nostrilcam.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/inigo-montoya.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inigo Montoya</image:title><image:caption>"I am waiting for Vizzini."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dunedin_airport.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dunedin_airport</image:title><image:caption>Home *sniff sniff* Sweet Home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:32:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/02/25/dunedin-things-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dsc_0165.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sand dunes Smaills Beach Dunedin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dsc_0147.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fence at Smaills Beach Dunedin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/17-krynoid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17 krynoid!</image:title><image:caption>This twenty dollar pile of painted garden hose and rubbish bag SCARED THE SHIT out of me when I was seven. For years afterwards swimming near patches of sea grass would cause me to pack myself because of the bit where a baddie gets drowned by a clump of murderous pond weed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20-boys-in-surf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20 boys in surf</image:title><image:caption>Fuh - freezing!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/19-krynoid-closeup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giant kelp</image:title><image:caption>Feed me Seymour</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/16-dead-krynoid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giant kelp or dead krynoid?</image:title><image:caption>What. The hell. Is that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/15-finn-hopping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sand dune Smaills Beach Dunedin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/14-girls-down.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sand dunes Smaills Beach Dunedin</image:title><image:caption>Rory: Oi! What about me?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/13-ro-dune.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sand dune Smaills Beach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/12-lucy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smaills Beach Dunedin</image:title><image:caption>Lucy in the sky.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:32:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/03/25/one-year-anniversary-of-fathers-passing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/discworld-collectors-covers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>discworld collectors covers</image:title><image:caption>This cover kicks so much arse!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sunset-mosaic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunsets mosaic Instagram photos</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sunset-2nd-night.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beautiful pink and gold sunset</image:title><image:caption>And this one the very next day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sunset-1st-night.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beautiful sunset Instagram</image:title><image:caption>I scared the shit out of Justine by suddenly bolting out of the house, out the garden gate and up the street to get this shot. She chased after me and yelled "where's Rory?!" Poor thing thought he'd done a runner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sunrise-rainbow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainy sunrise, rainbow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dad-and-rory.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>They always did have a special relationship. Dad was much more relaxed into grandparenthood by the time Roars came along.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:30:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/03/31/shafts-of-light-arrowtown-new-zealand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/10-arrowtown-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10 Arrowtown sunset</image:title><image:caption>"Adriaaaan!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/09-arrowtown-sunshine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>09 Arrowtown sunshine</image:title><image:caption>... and causing 4 year olds to suddenly break out into song and dance. It's hardly Midnight Sun syndrome but daylight at nearly 10pm in summer certainly had an adverse effect on the boys' bedtimes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/09-are-we-there-yet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>09 are we there yet.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/08-sunlight-leaves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>08 sunlight leaves</image:title><image:caption>...outlining every leaf in brilliant gold...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/07-foxgloves-arrowtown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>07 foxgloves Arrowtown</image:title><image:caption>Spotlighting flowers...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/06-the-fork-and-tap-arrowtown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>06 The Fork and Tap Arrowtown</image:title><image:caption>They can't scream for ice cream because of all the ice cream in their pie holes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/05-arrow-river-arrowtown-new-zealand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>05 Arrow River Arrowtown New Zealand</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/04-arrow-river-arrowtown-new-zealand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>04 Arrow River Arrowtown New Zealand</image:title><image:caption>The tagline for Enzed tourism isn't "100% Pure New Zealand" for nothing. The water's so clean you can drink it straight from the river. Except maybe for that bit where the dogs are.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/03-rivers-edge-arrowtown-nz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>03 River's Edge Arrowtown NZ</image:title><image:caption>I have a better photo with the boys in it but hadn't noticed when I took it that Finn had his hand right down his pants. Thought I better not use it, you know, be a good mum - how beige. Meanwhile, Teddy is mooning you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/02-rivers-edge-arrowtown-nz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>02 River's Edge Arrowtown NZ</image:title><image:caption>Comfy, cosy, with everything we need. The boys took about 10 seconds to find the stash of books and games hidden in the coffee table.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:28:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/04/26/blue-dog-photography-beginners-course/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/inthesea2015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inthesea2015</image:title><image:caption>Courtesy of Sean's @inthesea2015 Instagram account... Wowza! It's like a surfer version of Alice going through the looking glass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/17-stars-yay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star trails Kaka Point Milky Way</image:title><image:caption>Improved! IMPROVED!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/16-stars-colour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>starscape Southern Cross Crux night sky</image:title><image:caption>New and Improved: Actual stars! In their proper colours! On the left you can clearly see Crux (the 'cross' of the Southern Cross) - I was so excited I nearly peed myself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/15-first-sunset1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset</image:title><image:caption>New and Improved: Got this sunset on the drive home after the Bluedog course. Pictures speak louder than reviews!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/14-sunset-baaaaad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset baaaaad</image:title><image:caption>Old and Inferior: Shitty sunset. No colours or definition, looked nothing like the real thing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/13-bird-moving-good.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Australian magpie flying from a dead tree</image:title><image:caption>New and Improved: A less exotic but just as beautiful Australian magpie exiting my favourite dead tree.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/12-moving-bird-badd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>totally fucked up photo of Glossy Black Cockatoo in flight</image:title><image:caption>Old and Inferior: A gorgeous Glossy Black Cockatoo in flight. A vulnerable species, their diet consists almost exclusively of the seeds of the native casuarina pine - they like the ones on our block so they'll be back. Even so, I will spew forever that I stuffed up this shot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/11-bug-good.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bee and white flowers</image:title><image:caption>New and Improved: Bee diving into tiny white flowers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/10-bug-bad-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crappy shot of a bee with dietes flower</image:title><image:caption>Old and Inferior: Bee ricocheting off a dietes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/09-bird-good.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow lorikeet pair</image:title><image:caption>New and Improved: Two Renly Baratheons, aka Rainbow Lorikeets.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:24:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/05/06/funny-selfies-like-the-bloggess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selfie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ugly selfie</image:title><image:caption>I literally have to take about 10 photos like the 3 on the left before I'll get one like the photo on the right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/jenny-fotos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jenny fotos</image:title><image:caption>I've been looking at this photo all day and it still cracks me up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/jenny-app.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Bloggess funny face</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/little-nicky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little nicky</image:title><image:caption>Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-06-at-10-55-17-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-05-06 at 10.55.17 pm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/46.png</image:loc><image:title>46</image:title><image:caption>So this is what I'm going to look like in six years' time? 
Lovely...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/38.png</image:loc><image:title>38</image:title><image:caption>Closest one yet. Coincidentally, it's also the face I'll make in a few weeks when I realise I've hit 40...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/36.png</image:loc><image:title>36</image:title><image:caption>App still thinks I'm only 36! I want to marry it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/34.png</image:loc><image:title>34</image:title><image:caption>This one wassupposed to be a ‘semi nice’ one but I forgot about my sticky-uppy hair. Remind me never to try a beehive hairdo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/21-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>21 again</image:title><image:caption>I know you're just a collection of circuits and microchips, and you don't have a soul, but I FREAKIN LOVE YOU.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:24:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/05/21/funny-kids-stories-on-mothers-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/osom1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mum is awesome</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/haircut-wtf-are-you-doing1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haircut wtf are you doing</image:title><image:caption>What the HELL are you doing? I never said I wanted sideburns!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/haircut-smiles1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haircut smiles</image:title><image:caption>An historic moment!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/dads-day-20121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Father's Day photo mosaic card</image:title><image:caption>I love seeing how much the boys change over the course of each year, and being reminded of all the fun stuff we did!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/dads-day-20111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Father's Day photo mosaic card</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/skid_marks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skid_marks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:23:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/05/25/mothers-day-stories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/st-clair-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seawall St Clair Dunedin New Zealand sunset</image:title><image:caption>EFF it's cold! Nurturing their inner penguin Kiwi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/st-clair-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>St Clair Dunedin sea wall sunset New Zealand</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mothers-day-card-heart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mother's day card heart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/im-not-listening.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm not listening</image:title><image:caption>I'm not wistening!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ct-scanner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CT scanner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/a-mothers-sacrifice.png</image:loc><image:title>a mother's sacrifice</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mommy-loses-shit.png</image:loc><image:title>mommy loses shit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/pick-a-lane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pick a lane</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:22:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/06/10/binna-burra-queensland-rainforest-bushwalks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ig-shots-bigger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IG shots Binna Burra</image:title><image:caption>Native fruits, huge Flooded Gum, the (Green) Gate of Mordor, ma boots.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dsc_0409.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Binna Burra featured image rainforest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/25-pink-lily-binna-burra-lamington-national-park-qld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25 pink lily, Binna Burra, Lamington National Park QLD</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/24-orange-fungi-ballanjui-circuit-binna-burra-lamington-national-park-qld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>24 orange fungi, Ballanjui Circuit Binna Burra Lamington National Park QLD</image:title><image:caption>Another leech had a go while I took this, but I fished him out of my sock before he latched on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/23-umbrella-fungi-ballanjui-falls-circuit-binna-burra-lamington-national-park-qld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>23 umbrella fungi, Ballanjui Falls Circuit, Binna Burra, Lamington National Park QLD</image:title><image:caption>Tiny hobbit brollies?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/22-huge-tree-ballanjui-circuit-lamington-national-park-binna-burra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>22 huge tree, Ballanjui Circuit, Lamington National Park, Binna Burra</image:title><image:caption>WOW, that tree is amazing!! So stately, and ancient; an awe inspiring Guardian of the Forest. ...By the way, can I pee behind  it? ... YES! Notice J's itching-to-go-but-not-wanting-to-appear-impatient-dawdling.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/21-flooded-gum-ballanjui-circuit-binna-burra-lamington-national-park-qld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>21 Flooded Gum, Ballanjui Circuit, Binna Burra Lamington National Park QLD</image:title><image:caption>A Flooded Gum. Big but not big enough. To pee behind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/20-koolanbilba-lookout-binna-burra-rainforest-mist-lamington-national-park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20 Koolanbilba Lookout, Binna Burra, rainforest, mist, Lamington National Park</image:title><image:caption>The misty mountains.
Slightly inaccurate maybe, but 'Foggy Hills' just doesn't cut it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/19-koolanbilba-lookout-binna-burra-lamington-national-park-qld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19 Koolanbilba Lookout, Binna Burra, Lamington National Park QLD</image:title><image:caption>A bit of weather rolling in. Couldn't quite get the settings to show the colours of the forest without washing out the sky.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/18-yangahla-lookout-binna-burra-lamington-national-park-qld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>18 Yangahla lookout, Binna Burra, Lamington National Park QLD</image:title><image:caption>It's ok Mum, I didn't go near the edge, I promise. I just held the camera closer to it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:21:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/06/29/exmouth-western-australia-travelling-solo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cyclone-cats1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyclone cats</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/road-train-exmouth-wa1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>road train Exmouth WA</image:title><image:caption>Ever since I  found out Rowan Atkinson has a Heavy Goods Vehicle licence I always picture Mr. Bean driving these.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/washout-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>causeway washout near Exmouth WA</image:title><image:caption>Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads. At least, not that one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sunset-5-needs-wmark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset Exmouth Western Australia</image:title><image:caption>This little sailor is delighted!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sunset-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset Exmouth Western Australia</image:title><image:caption>Thank you and goodnight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sunset-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset, Exmouth Western Australia</image:title><image:caption>... then flared...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sunset-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset Exmouth Western Australia</image:title><image:caption>The colours faded... then flowed...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sunset-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunset Exmouth Western Australia</image:title><image:caption>The start of something beautiful... and there's no mountains in the way!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sunbeams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunbeams Exmouth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/red-anthill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red anthill.jpg</image:title><image:caption>An anthill? Or a giant meteoric impact crater as viewed from space?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:21:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/07/06/exmouth-western-australia-things-to-do-tours/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/white-sand-turquoise-water2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white sand turquoise water, Ningaloo Marine Park WA</image:title><image:caption>Ever wonder why there's always white sandy beaches near coral reefs?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/oyster-bay2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oyster Bay, Ningaloo Marine Park, WA</image:title><image:caption>Reminds me of Coral Bay... 150km away at the southern boundary of Ningaloo, it's a tiny settlement with a hotel, caravan park and even a couple of shops. We camped there when we were kids in the 1980s. We were also there as big kids for New Year's 2000...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/on-the-road-range.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driving in Cape Range National Park, Western Australia</image:title><image:caption>Hooning along Yardie Creek Road into the Park, with a view of the Cape Range on the left and the Indian Ocean on the right. Stunning...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/fossilised-beach1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fossilised beach Ningaloo Marine Park, WA.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/crab12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crab Ningaloo Marine Park WA</image:title><image:caption>These guys are fast! Luckily he didn't see me for another 1/125 of a second.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/coral-rock2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coral rock, Ningaloo Marine Park, WA</image:title><image:caption>Coral probably older than humankind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/campsite2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oyster Bay campsite Ningaloo Marine Park WA</image:title><image:caption>Included with your Billion Star Accommodation: clear blue skies, wide open spaces, peace, quiet, and glorious sunsets over the Indian Ocean.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:19:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/07/02/exmouth-western-australia-things-to-do-tours-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/flora-collage-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Western Australian wildflowers and spinifex grass</image:title><image:caption>Me, when I spotted the tuft of spinifex grass: "Oh hey, is that spini - OW!!! Yes it is." ...I do it every. single. time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/shadow1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shadow in gorge, Cape Range National Park, WA</image:title><image:caption>Lots of green stuff too, thanks to Olwyn and Quang.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/reefbreak1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>surf break at Vlamingh Head, Exmouth WA</image:title><image:caption>Gorgeous 8 footers breaking over the reef and plenty of room for everyone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/oka-finally1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OKA 4WD in Cape Range National Park, WA</image:title><image:caption>A sandgroper-made, OKA 4WD monster limo. w00t!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/lighthouse-close1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>closeup Vlamingh Head Lighthouse, WA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/lhouse-vista-fs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sandbags and Vlamingh Head lighthouse, Exmouth WA</image:title><image:caption>Yes, those things in front are sandbags. Piled around four anti-aircraft guns during WWII, the actual bags have long gone but the sand remains, packed solid like historic boondies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/flowers-collage-1-png1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Western Australian wildflowers</image:title><image:caption>I saw all of this today; more than 630 species of wildflower can be found in the national park. Just a few as yet but in a month there'll be carpets of them all over the place.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/exmouth-gulf-final1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exmouth Gulf from Cape Range National Park WA</image:title><image:caption>Looking out over Exmouth Gulf.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc_0066dun1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vlamingh Head sandbags, Indian Ocean Exmouth WA</image:title><image:caption>Same view as in the 1940s, but much more accessible. It's hard to imagine how remote it was back then; the soldiers may as well have been on an island in the middle of the Pacific.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/birdy-fs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Green Birdflower, Exmouth Western Australia</image:title><image:caption>If you think a 'bird of paradise' flower looks like a bird, check out these guys; a Green Bird Flower. (Locally known as a 'birdy bush'.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:19:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/07/10/yardie-creek-gorge-western-australia-boat-cruise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/driftwood-a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>driftwood log Yardie Creek Gorge</image:title><image:caption>I could dig this driftwood out, brush it off and sell it for 40 bucks at the markets in Brisbane. I like it better where it is though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/yardie-creek-gorge-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yardie creek gorge 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/yardie-creek-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yardie creek 4</image:title><image:caption>Red, white and blue. White clouds, that is, not the white quartz-looking 'seams' in the rock. That is birdshit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/wallaby-n-joey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black footed rock wallaby and joey, Yardie Creek Gorge, Western Australia</image:title><image:caption>Where's Wallaby? A mama and her joey.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sunset2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset Western Australia</image:title><image:caption>My absolute favourite time of day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/shadow-termite-mounds2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shadow, termite mounds Exmouth Western Australia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/roos3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kangaroos Exmouth WA</image:title><image:caption>COME AT ME SKIPPY!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/rockstar-wallaby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black footed rockstar wallaby, Yardie Creek Gorge WA</image:title><image:caption>Aw cute widdle rock wallaby. Kicking myself for the umpteenth time for not having the zoomy lens. Those bastard scales!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/osprey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>osprey, Yardie Creek Gorge</image:title><image:caption>An osprey? Probably? DAMMIT!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/heron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white-faced grey heron, Yardie Creek Gorge</image:title><image:caption>A White-Faced Grey Heron. Possibly. (While I was packing for this trip J broke the bathroom scales the bathroom scales broke and since I couldn't weigh my suitcase and was paranoid about getting stung 50 bucks for excess baggage I left out all non-absolutely-essentials. I should've remembered that my 55-200mm camera lens IS ALWAYS ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:17:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/07/22/vlamingh-head-lighthouse-western-australia-sunset/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc_03991.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunset at Vlamingh Head lighthouse, Exmouth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc_03941.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vlamingh Head lighthouse, Exmouth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc_0391-good.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunset over the Indian Ocean, Exmouth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc_0389a-good1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twilight at Vlamingh Head lighthouse, Exmouth WA</image:title><image:caption>That soft pinkorangeyellowblue is the quintessential 'Gascoyne midwinter evening' for me. The nights are crystal clear and cool but not cold, and the days warm and clear. So clear!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc_0385-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset over the Indian Ocean, Western Australia</image:title><image:caption>Sunset at 'Vlammy' is quite an event. One of these days I'll bring J and the boys and we'll enjoy beers / milks together and watch the sun go down.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T09:17:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/07/29/sunrise-vlamingh-head-western-australia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/092.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Early morning at Vlamingh Head lighthouse, Exmouth</image:title><image:caption>"After every sunset comes a new sunrise... followed by breakfast." Anon. Possibly a hobbit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/072.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black and white Vlamingh Head lighthouse closeup</image:title><image:caption>I seem to have a thing for this thing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/062.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wedge tailed eagle</image:title><image:caption>Kicking myself over the zoomy lens again!!!!! Apparently white-bellied sea eagles are often mistaken for wedgies as their tails are similar and they're only slightly smaller. But even without the GODDAMN ZOOM LENS CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T BRING IT zoom lens I can still see their tummies are not white. So, pretty sure wedgies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/05a1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vlamingh Head lighthouse, Exmouth</image:title><image:caption>j</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunrise at Vlamingh Head lighthouse, Exmouth</image:title><image:caption>"Turn your face to the sun and the shadows will fall behind you." - Maori proverb</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/032.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunrise at Vlamingh Head lighthouse, Exmouth</image:title><image:caption>“So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.” ― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunrise, Vlamingh Head lighthouse</image:title><image:caption>j</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunrise at Vlamingh Head lighthouse, Exmouth, Western Australia</image:title><image:caption>“There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.” - Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T00:53:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/08/05/tips-for-travelling-with-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/finn-2-case1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title><image:caption>SAMSUNG</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_20150803_2053301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20150803_205330</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mar-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gold Coast airport</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/july-2012-rocket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>july 2012 rocket</image:title><image:caption>Did your parents ever use 'rocket' as a euphemism for 'fart'?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/jan-2013-ro-tko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleepy time in transit</image:title><image:caption>Sleep is good. Sleep is wonderful. But don't let them sleep too long or you'll pay for it at bedtime.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/aug-2013-floor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aug 2013 floor</image:title><image:caption>One of the many things a toddler can get away with while waiting in a queue that I can't.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/toptips.png</image:loc><image:title>toptips</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T00:51:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/08/07/the-tale-of-my-first-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pepsi-drawers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pepsi drawers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/diary-entry-7-may-881.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diary entry 7 May 88</image:title><image:caption>*Please disregard ridiculous spelling. Probably rebelling against the fact that I would become a spelling nazi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/stitch-crying.gif</image:loc><image:caption>I was fine... eventually.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/nobody-makes-me-feel-my-own-feels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nobody makes me feel my own feels</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/fart.gif</image:loc><image:title>fart!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/feels-feels-feels.gif</image:loc><image:title>feels feels feels</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T00:50:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/08/11/jurabi-beach-western-australia-beachcombing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_20150710_0109311.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Instagram photo of a heart shaped piece of coral</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc_0681.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old iron chain links in black and white</image:title><image:caption>Jurabi Beach; a graveyard for both a reef and a wreck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc_0685.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SS Mildura wreckage - chain</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc_0673.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Piece of SS Mildura, Jurabi Beach Ningaloo</image:title><image:caption>A metal hulk lying rusting in the dunes. Probably from the SS Mildura which clipped the North West Reef near Vlamingh Head in 1907, and the catalyst for Vlamingh Head Lighthouse being built. The hull's still out there, visible at low tide - despite being used for bombing practise by the Allies during World War II.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc_0695.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shell blocks Jurabi Beach, Ningaloo Reef</image:title><image:caption>h</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc_06961.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurabi Beach sand blocks</image:title><image:caption>The beach is broken! ...It wasn't me, it was like this when I found it!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc_0572.jpg</image:loc><image:title>closeup of ridged pink seashell, Ningaloo Reef</image:title><image:caption>I wish I had Dad's old shell identification book handy... it looks familiar and I feel I should know it but... I don't.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc_0601.jpg</image:loc><image:title>macro of old coral with patterns</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure I've seen that pattern of coral somewhere before...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc_0551.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sea glass with sun behind</image:title><image:caption>This beach even makes litter beautiful; a piece of sea glass. The ONLY piece of actual rubbish I found.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc_0599.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beautiful cone shell, Jurabi Beach, Ningaloo Reef</image:title><image:caption>Hmm not sure what this one is. That hole at the end looks big enough for a poison barb to shoot out and harpoon my finger... cone snail? Best not chance it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T00:49:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/09/20/exmouth-best-things-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/18-mosaic-sand-n-sky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exmouth sunsets sand patterns</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/19-mosaics-optmzd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exmouth Ningaloo best Instagrams</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0921.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue shell closeup</image:title><image:caption>I love the finding of stuff.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0887.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Australia shell, Exmouth, Western Australia</image:title><image:caption>I also discovered Australia!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0880.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trialla pink and red limestone, Exmouth WA</image:title><image:caption>A pendant of pink and red tulki limestone, crafted by natural processes over millions of years and deposited on this beach for me to discover.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0054.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shothole Canyon Cape Range National Park Western Australia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0045.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shothole Canyon Cape Range National Park Western Australia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0800</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0816-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Little yellow daisy thing.</image:title><image:caption>These used to grow in the sand dunes around where my sister and I grew up. When I saw this one I was all, "AAAWWWW!!! I remember those... tiny little yellow... daisy... things!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0966-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mulla Mulla wildflower, Western Australia</image:title><image:caption>Mulla Mulla.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T00:45:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/10/06/the-40-year-old-comic-con-virgin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/22-major-sam-cosplay-c2e2-world-champ-march-2016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>22 Major Sam Cosplay C2E2 world champ march 2016</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-03-at-5-40-29-pm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brisbane Oz Comic-Con cosplay 2015</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-03-at-5-38-40-pm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brisbane Oz Comic-Con 2015 cosplay</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-03-at-6-15-00-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brisbane Oz Comic-Con 2015 cosplay</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/got-kids-cosplayers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GoT, kids cosplayers Brisbane Oz Comic-Con 2015</image:title><image:caption>Images from the Oz Comic-Con Facebook page.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/winner-la-carlotta-phantom-of-the-opera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Australian Cosplay Champion 2015 La Carlotta - Phantom of the Opera</image:title><image:caption>Image by Kym of Cosplay Australia. Many thanks to Major Sam for letting me borrow it. If you would like to see how she goes at the World Championships in Chicago next year follow her on Facebook; she's after suggestions for even bigger and better costume ideas!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lunch-kiosk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lunch kiosk at Oz Comic Con</image:title><image:caption>Not your usual cafe patrons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/20092015-comiuc-con.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Magic Duels Oz Comic Con booth</image:title><image:caption>The boys love swinging anything even vaguely weapon-like, especially if they get to swing it at Mum.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dsc_0498.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laser Tag Oz Comic Con</image:title><image:caption>Might've shot Mario in the face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dsc_0481.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laser tag at Oz Comic Con</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T00:42:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/10/14/goldcoast-currumbin-swell-sculpture-festival/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/091.jpg</image:loc><image:title>washing line SWELL 2015</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/12-jetty-rope1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lost and Found, SWELL 2015 winner</image:title><image:caption>Lost and Found, Ingrid Morley.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/17-dragon2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emerging Dragon, SWELL sculpture festival</image:title><image:caption>Unsurprisingly, this monster took out both the People's Choice Award and the Kid's Choice Award. Not that kids aren't people.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/17-dragon-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emerging Dragon, SWELL sculpture</image:title><image:caption>You can see right down his throat Mum! Epic!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/17-dragon-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dragon sculpture, SWELL</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/16-mirror.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mirror sculpture SWELL festival</image:title><image:caption>Place and Time in Spirit by Adrienne Hmelnitsky.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/15-jellies1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jellyfish Tree, SWELL festival</image:title><image:caption>Jellyfish Tree by Melissa Hirsch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/14-two-bell-rings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blowing in the Wind, SWELL sculpture</image:title><image:caption>Blowing in the Wind, Isaac Patmore. There were three of these, tinkling gently like massive wind chimes. 
But better.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/14-dsc_0349.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SWELL bell sculpture</image:title><image:caption>Air, to blow the leaves and ring the bells...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/14-dsc_0347.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SWELL sculpture bells</image:title><image:caption>Water, as you heard the waves crashing on the beach with the bells...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T00:41:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/01/15/keeping-a-diary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/mum-dads-cake-shop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mum &amp; Dad's cake shop</image:title><image:caption>Ta daaaah! A cake shop that sells cakes!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/uemura-san.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Uemura san</image:title><image:caption>Me and Uemura san.
...OMG I have only just realised how similar "Uemura" is to "O'Meara"!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/rory-darling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rory darling</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/finn-15-months.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Finn 15 months</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/finn-2-months.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Finn 3 months</image:title><image:caption>Am I talking? Or just messing with you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/yellow-weiro-cockatiel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellow weiro : cockatiel</image:title><image:caption>GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cicada-australia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cicada Australia</image:title><image:caption>"Is this the toilet?"
Image from Sparkling Adventures.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/nullarbor-plain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nullarbor Plain</image:title><image:caption>Dad did most of the driving - he was a machine. Over the years I think we drove the round trip of </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/monkey-magic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monkey Magic</image:title><image:caption>OOOOIIIII-! You there! I'm on the telly!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T00:38:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/12/01/nothing-says-summer-like-a-maggot-rodeo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/small-useless-bin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>small useless bin</image:title><image:caption>Shiny but useless.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dsc_01972.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lightning sunset</image:title><image:caption>Sunset and lightning</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/green-death.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green death Doctor Who maggots</image:title><image:caption>It's not normally like this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hurrah-hurrah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ants hiking along my floor</image:title><image:caption>Hurrah, hurrah...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-20T23:46:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/12/30/new-zealand-abel-tasman-national-park-sea-kayaking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/island.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Onetahuti Beach, Abel Tasman National Park</image:title><image:caption>Herbie and Green Eggs &amp; Ham.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/10-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Onetahuti Beach, Abel Tasman National Park</image:title><image:caption>I hope we get the good South Island weather...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ferns-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fern tree, Abel Tasman National Park</image:title><image:caption>Either a regular fern or a special silver fern... though here it looks more golden.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/03-back-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shag Harbour, Abel Tasman National Park</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/02-shag-harbour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shag Harbour, Tonga Island marine reserve</image:title><image:caption>Watch your ribs!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/01-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tonga Arches, Tonga Island Marine Reserve</image:title><image:caption>With our pitiful steering we'd have only come to grief anyway.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-20T23:45:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/01/13/unlucky-cursed-t-shirt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/inside_out_t-shirt_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inside_Out_T-Shirt_1</image:title><image:caption>Wear your inside out shirt for good luck. And for luck squared, turn your inside out shirt inside out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ferken-lershen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ferken lershen</image:title><image:caption>HERHERHERHERHERHER</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/meat-dress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meat dress</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/poor-angus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poor Angus</image:title><image:caption>It looks like poor Angus is a sympathetic vomiter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/4-stitches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4 stitches</image:title><image:caption>OWCH. He still has the scar, and was quite chuffed when he started reading Harry Potter that he has a scar in the same place as Harry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/that-shirt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>that shirt</image:title><image:caption>Roars seems to be looking warily at</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/icc-cricket-world-cup-2015-kids-t-shirt-whyyy-make-them-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ICC Cricket World Cup 2015 kids t shirt WHYYY MAKE THEM WHITE???</image:title><image:caption>The back is particularly suspicious; those brown skiddie-like marks would be level with his bum. He could have just sat in mud, I suppose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-20T23:44:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/06/12/upwork-review-not-good-to-work-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/run-away-monty-python.gif</image:loc><image:title>run away monty python</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/you-stupid-fuck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>you stupid fuck</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/upwank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>upwank</image:title><image:caption>I put 'inaccurate' in the edit but what I really wanted to write was you are SO FULL OF SHIT.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/whaaaaaaat.gif</image:loc><image:title>whaaaaaaat? disappointed gif</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-08-at-10-20-46-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UpWork job posting</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/i-smell-bullshit.png</image:loc><image:title>i smell bullshit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-20T23:32:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/11/19/alice-in-wonder-where-i-am-land/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/cute-baby-koala-holding-onto-leg-national-geographic.gif</image:loc><image:title>cute-baby-koala-joey-holding-onto-leg-national-geographic</image:title><image:caption>AAAAGH THE ADORABLE SAVAGERY!! MAULED BY EXCESSIVE CUTENESS!
From Koala Hospital on Nat Geo Wild filmed down in New South Wales.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dsc_0059.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steep hill forest bush</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dsc_0062-002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wild koala next to a tree in the bush</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dsc_0064-0011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>koala sitting next to tree</image:title><image:caption>But as it turns out it was a bear.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dsc_0328.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slow shutter speed water rocks</image:title><image:caption>Playing around with shutter speeds, trying to do a Ken Duncan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dsc_0312.jpg</image:loc><image:title>round bubbles in the creek</image:title><image:caption>I wish I could've got video of this little bubble ball - it was rotating in place in the current quite soothingly...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dsc_0142.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallaby in the garden</image:title><image:caption>I *just* missed getting a shot of a mama and her joey. This is presumably Dad, maybe trying to be tough. Aww the widdle cutikins!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dsc_0125.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fallen tree over cliff</image:title><image:caption>At least, familiar wilderness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dsc_0100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little white flowers on gorge rocks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/dsc_0096.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiny waterfall slow shutter speed</image:title><image:caption>But because I am so completely anal about these things I came back another time with a tripod and tried again. Still needs more water!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-20T23:29:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/07/06/goldcoastburleigh-headfree-things-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feat. surfer from Burleigh Headland Walk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wall-of-rocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wall of rocks</image:title><image:caption>OMG KIDS GET DOWN FROM THERE!!! 
Picture by Scott Fletcher, Gold Coast Bulletin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/04-basalt-columns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>04 basalt columns Burleigh Head National Park</image:title><image:caption>The rocks are awesome! Black, hexagonal basalt columns gradually tumbling off the headland. They're lava that flowed from the Tweed shield volcano about 20 million years ago. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/jan-mar-2013-gold-coast-storms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jan, Mar 2013 Gold Coast storms</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/24-burleigh-rainforest-circuit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>24 Burleigh Rainforest Circuit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/23-burleigh-rainforest-circuit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>23 Burleigh Rainforest Circuit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/22-burleigh-rainforest-circuit-fungi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>22 Burleigh Rainforest Circuit fungi</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/21-burleigh-rainforest-circuit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>21 Burleigh Rainforest Circuit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/20-burleigh-rainforest-circuit-tumgun-lookout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20 Tumgun Lookout, Burleigh Head National Park</image:title><image:caption>The view from up the 'top' at Tumgun Lookout, looking over the Tallebudgera Creek estuary and south to</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/19-burleigh-rainforest-circuit-lookout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>19 Burleigh Rainforest Circuit lookout</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-20T23:26:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/08/03/photobooks-r-us-photobook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/arsing-it-and-old-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arsing it and Old Face</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/with-mim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>with Mim</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sov-hill-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sovereign Hill Mosey</image:title><image:caption>And off you go again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/p1130047.jpg</image:loc><image:title>first day of school with Mosey</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dsc_0517.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Geelong waterfront  couch sculpture</image:title><image:caption>Remember this? Cool couch sculpture on the Geelong waterfront. Boys were like, is it okay to put our shoes on it?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dsc_0188.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roars and Mosey</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/02112014-currumbin-alley-rocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Currumbin Alley rock wall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_20130905_185920.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boys on jetty, Queenstown New Zealand</image:title><image:caption>The boys playing near water, Queenstown New Zealand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cradle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cradle Mountain National Park, Dove Lake Circuit</image:title><image:caption>Dove Lake with Mum &amp; Dad, safely on time and thankfully still in full possession of all our fingers and toes! Let's do another Tassie walk sometime but go better prepared, hey?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bruny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bruny Island Cruises</image:title><image:caption>It was so awesome we all got to go on one more trip together! I dunno whose idea it was but they're a genius.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-06-11T21:44:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/09/01/spring-cleaning-and-sunset-photography/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dsc_02531.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ducks paddling on lake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/07-bike-riding-in-the-rain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>07 bike riding in the rain</image:title><image:caption>Look! He's actually wearing a jumper! It must be about 5 degrees or something.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/06-pink-and-gold-sunset-through-trees-gold-coast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>06 pink and gold sunset through trees Gold Coast</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/04-cockatoos-exploring-new-nest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>04 Little Corella pair exploring new nest</image:title><image:caption>A mated pair of little corellas checking out a prospective nest. They looked like they were chewing out the inside of that big branch - home renovations?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dsc_0231.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grasses in sunlight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dsc_0579.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brilliant sunset over Gold Coast hinterland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dsc_0522.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golden clouds sunset through trees</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dsc_0522-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunrise over Pacific Ocean, Gold Coast</image:title><image:caption>Were they ever!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dsc_0511.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brilliant red sunrise over Pacific Ocean, Gold Coast</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/dsc_0509-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunrise over Pacific Ocean, Gold Coast</image:title><image:caption>... they were.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-20T23:24:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/10/10/snowboarding-with-kids-cardrona-new-zealand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/lake-wanaka-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lake-wanaka-sunset</image:title><image:caption>... and watching the colours of the sunset over Lake Wanaka. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/lake-wanaka-evening.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lake-wanaka-evening</image:title><image:caption>Watching a little storm roll in over the national park...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/finn-snowboard-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>finn-snowboard-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/drunk-treadmill.gif</image:loc><image:title>drunk-treadmill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/igs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Instagrams Cardrona, Wanaka</image:title><image:caption>Scary drive up, on the chairlift, the Cardrona, Wanaka sunset.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/finn-board.jpg</image:loc><image:title>finn-board</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/cardrona-hotel-cherry-blossoms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cardrona-hotel-cherry-blossoms</image:title><image:caption>Our little apres ski tradition; a drink at the historic Cardrona Hotel. Beer, wine, mulled wine, hot chocolate, hot food, open fireplaces, playground for the kids, beautiful grounds and lots of history.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ro-broken-wrists.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ro-broken-wrists</image:title><image:caption>All dinosaurs feared the T-REX!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/roars-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skiing on Cardrona learner's slope</image:title><image:caption>Go Roars!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/finny-riding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowboarding Cardrona learner's slope</image:title><image:caption>WOOHOO go Finny! And Roars is right behind you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-20T23:23:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/10/13/wanaka-things-to-do-with-kids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/lake-wanaka-blue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lake Wanaka reflections</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/diamond-lake-lookout-portrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diamond-lake-lookout-portrait</image:title><image:caption>Wowsers!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dsc_0533.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lake Wanaka sunset</image:title><image:caption>Totally worth it!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dsc_0524.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spring sunset Lake Wanaka</image:title><image:caption>Such a beautiful, calm, serene twilight! It was pretty special, especially since I have seen how this lake rages when the wind is up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dsc_0518.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dsc_0518</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/creek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stream at Wanaka Speights Ale House</image:title><image:caption>We saw ducklings again too!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dsc_0414.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dsc_0414</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dsc_0368.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mossy plants on Diamond Lake walk, Wanaka</image:title><image:caption>Don't know what this is, but I like it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/dsc_0343.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cloud reflection Diamond Lake Wanaka</image:title><image:caption>Mirror, mirror...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-20T23:22:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/10/24/spring-walks-in-arrowtown-new-zealand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/arrowtown-twilight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arrowtown-twilight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pink-flowers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pink-flowers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/arrow-river-afternoon-sun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arrow-river-afternoon-sun</image:title><image:caption>Walking beside the Arrow River.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/twitter-pic-of-devils-staircase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twitter-pic-of-devils-staircase</image:title><image:caption>Borrowed from a nice lady's Twitter feed. Thanks Monica!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tooheys1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tooheys</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tui-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tui-beer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/backlit-cherry-trees-queenstown-trail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>backlit-cherry-trees-queenstown-trail</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/arrowtown-cottage-spring1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arrowtown-cottage-spring</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fence-shadows-and-queenstown-trail-blaze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fence-shadows-and-queenstown-trail-blaze</image:title><image:caption>Found my way onto the Queenstown Trail... remember that?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/black-and-white-mountain-clouds-and-american-sweetgum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-and-white-mountain-clouds-and-american-sweetgum</image:title><image:caption>Looks like another</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-20T23:21:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/10/30/raisins-or-ratshit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/jul-2011-tawnies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jul-2011-tawnies</image:title><image:caption>"Nope, we're not here, just a couple of big sticks." This pair were here when we moved in.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tawny-frogmouth-vs-magpies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tawny-frogmouth-vs-magpies</image:title><image:caption>Umma kick your ASS...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tawny-bruce-big-fight1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tawny-bruce-big-fight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tawny-bruce-square-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tawny-bruce-square-up</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tawny-hagrid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tawny-hagrid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tawny-bruce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tawny-bruce</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/bruce-lee-kick-gif1.gif</image:loc><image:title>bruce-lee-kick-gif</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tawny-frogmouth-vs-crow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tawny-frogmouth-vs-crow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tawny-frogmouth-on-railing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tawny-frogmouth-on-railing</image:title><image:caption>My name is Bruce.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/andstayout.gif</image:loc><image:title>andstayout</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-20T23:13:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2016/06/05/is-winter-coming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tallebudgera-driving-range-flooded-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tallebudgera driving range flooded again</image:title><image:caption>The driving range at Tallebudgera. The targets include that blue and red sign which is a picture of a Great White shark, appropriately rearing up from the deep.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tree-fern-creek-flooding-gold-coast-storms-june-4-2016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tree fern creek flooding Gold Coast storms June 4 2016</image:title><image:caption>On the plus side the garden got a much-needed soaking and our gully flooded which will no doubt make the froggies happy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/mudgeeraba-flooding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mudgeeraba flooding</image:title><image:caption>"If it's flooded, forget it." Our usual road into Mudgeeraba was underwater so we had to go around the long way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/misty-hills-forest-road-gold-coast-storms-june-2016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>misty hills forest road Gold Coast storms June 2016</image:title><image:caption>Towards the misty rain-cloaked hills of the Hinterland. Visibility was less than 200m all day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/dsc_0139-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halo around the moon</image:title><image:caption>Ring around the moon means rain soon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jump sunset  Gold Coast Queensland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/grasses-and-red-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grasses and red sunset Gold Coast hinterland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/couch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids rugged up on the couch</image:title><image:caption>Finny was waiting for any excuse to try on his new jacket.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/dsc_0246.jpg</image:loc><image:title>power lines sunset Gold Coast Queensland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/dsc_0206.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red and pink sunset Gold Coast hinterland</image:title><image:caption>...and another...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-20T23:06:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/snorkie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snorkie</image:title><image:caption>Snorkelling selfie = snorkie?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-28T10:27:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/06/13/game-of-thrones-the-mountain-and-the-viper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/got-pedro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pedro Pascal</image:title><image:caption>The author of the article made a comment about how ‘smug readers who knew it was coming gloated about how they knew it was coming’. I knew it was coming but was definitely not smug. When Oberyn made that final, fatal mistake, another little part of me died inside; even reading the book first couldn’t prepare me. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/pedro-pascal-as-oberyn-martell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pedro-pascal-as-oberyn-martell</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/screen-shot-2014-06-13-at-4-49-20-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Detective Roger Murtaugh</image:title><image:caption>Well now we all can.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/murtaugh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Murtaugh</image:title><image:caption>Well now we all can.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-14T01:06:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/09/02/feeding-native-australian-birds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-02-at-12-03-13-am2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow lorikeet hanging off light string</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dsc_0919a1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crow and rainbow lorikeet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dsc_09091.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crow feeding on stump</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dsc_09051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crow cawing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dsc_08971.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crow and rainbow lorikeets feeding on stump</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dsc_08961.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crow and rainbow lorikeets feeding on stump</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dsc_0895.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crow feeding on tree stump</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dsc_0876.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow lorikeets feeding on tree stump</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dsc_08721.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow lorikeets feeding on tree stump</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dsc_08611.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow lorikeets pied currawong eating on tree stump</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-14T00:41:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2014/09/05/kids-being-honest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ernie-and-bert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ernie-and- bert</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/harry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>harry</image:title><image:caption>Because even Sasquatch has standards of grooming.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bert</image:title><image:caption>How Rory sees me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-14T00:38:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/02/01/what-i-found-doing-a-clean-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/polaroid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Polaroid</image:title><image:caption>I love this, and have always wanted to play with it, but have no idea how to even get it open! It's in mint condition from being stored beautifully in the back of various wardrobes for about as long as I've been alive... Next time I visit B'rat I'm going to have a go.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/my-old-books-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my old books doctor who jaws raiders of the lost ark</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/vintage-mosey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage Mosey</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/red-suitcase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red suitcase</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/my-vintage-spider-man-comics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my vintage Spider-Man comics</image:title><image:caption>Some of my beloved Spidey comics; definitely not mint. And definitely not EVER getting chucked out. YOU HEAR ME, JOHN??!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/jacko-jacket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jacko jacket</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ew-leggings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gross Army leggings ew</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ballet-slippers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ballet slippers</image:title><image:caption>I believe Justine still writes "L" and "R" on her shoes to this day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/vintage-mosey.png</image:loc><image:title>vintage Mosey</image:title><image:caption>Pure Vintage Justine. That's an authentic 70s design right there - they don't make psychedelic kids clothes like that any more.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rickrules.gif</image:loc><image:caption>#rickrules</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-13T11:53:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/2015/07/20/ningaloo-reef-western-australia-snorkelling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/water-over-and-under1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turquoise Bay Ningaloo Reef water over and under</image:title><image:caption>My underwater photography is still in its infancy - most of these shots are stills from movies shot on my GoPro. Still, I'm chuffed - it's a hell of a lot better than what I'd've gotten on a disposable camera.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/stripes-n-blues-big-portrait-labelled1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stripes n blues big, portrait labelled</image:title><image:caption>In the deep turquoise...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/punk1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>punk</image:title><image:caption>He looks photoshopped on doesn't he? This reminds me of that so-crap-it's-awesome bit in Jaws 3 where the shark 'swims' (he wasn't moving so he must've been drifting) at the underwater observatory and smashes in the glass. This fish was way scarier than that shark was.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/jaws-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jaws 3</image:title><image:caption>HAHAHAHAHAAAA Bruce! You're such a card! By the way happy birthday - welcome to the 40 club mate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/emu1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emu beside the road, Exmouth WA</image:title><image:caption>Why did the giant chicken cross the road? ... Who knows? It's none of my business. I'm not about to question a giant velocirapchook.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/damsels-bnw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>damselfish Turquoise Bay Ningaloo Reef</image:title><image:caption>See those little damsels? They're not in distress, they're in dis coral.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blue-neons11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue neon fish Turquoise Bay Ningaloo Reef</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blue-neons-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue neon fish Turquoise Bay Ningaloo Reef</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blue-neon-coral1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue neon fish, coral</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stillnotajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/blue-neon-coral-closer1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue neon coral closer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-13T07:39:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stillnotajournal.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2026-03-07T13:18:00+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
